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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 48 KB JPG 06/25/22(Sat)02:29:00 No.69170114 >be me >at work >casual day >hear that we got a new colleague >she's a 9/10 shortstack >Im literally bricked up >time to exchange names >she arrives at my desk and starts to introduce herself >says her name is "Candice" >after hearing it, my mind goes in a fight or flight scenario >imagining the worst: she saying "candice these nuts fit in your mouth" >with lightning fast reflexes I don't let her finish and counter-attack >my name is Phil... THIS D--- IN YER MOUTH >she looks at me in disgust and leaves >she's currently in the boss' office Am I gonna get demoted?

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: Anonymous 09/27/21 (Mon)06:09:24 No.572380692 1612225502635.jpg 16 KB JPG >>572362878 # >f--- coworker >suddenly half the building knows I have a 4 inch penis and i'm a big f------ joke to everyone why the f--- did i do that >>572387069 # >>572394372 #

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02/05/22(Sat)10:38:44 No.872089694 I met a drunk girl at the bar and I went back to her apartment. She was on top and I told her to get off because I was going to c-- and she said "it's fine just do it, c-- inside me" I told her no and to get off but she just rode harder and kept saying "c-- for me" over and over. I tried to get her off me but I couldn't. What do I do now? Was I r----? : Anonymous 48 KB JPG : Anonymous >>872089694 (OP) # No 02/05/22(Sat)10:41:18 No.872089772 : Anonymous 02/05/22(Sat)10:42:28 No.872089809 You're gonna be r---- by Family Court if she pops out a little you.

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Anonymous 06/24/22(Fri)15:41:14 No.880745570 >be me >absolutely abhor pedophiles >see a free spot on the darkweb market place >think real long and hard >grab jars >grab bleach, water, and food colouring >mix it all together 28 KB JPG >pour it into jars >market them as, "Real Loli Bath Water" >sell it for like 250$ a pop >advertise piss filled ones for about 450$ >kek im getting paid to poison pedophiles >f--- you pedophiles, go burn in hell from drinking my poison you stupid bastards wanted to post cause i really f------ hate pedophiles and they all should die

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Anonymous Benadryl ALLERGY Diphenhydramine HCI 25mg | Antihistamine Runny Nose Throat Seeing Oy ULTRATARS wat 24 TABLETS 98 KB JPG 11/05/21(Fri) 18:56:46 No.66040279 Anyone here ever abused allergy medicine? >700 mg benadryl >pick up phone to play clash of clans >spend 30 minutes on my village >phone vanishes >phone was upstairs the whole time >feel like utter shet for a week afterwards

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Anonymous 35 KB JPG 03/11/21(Thu)09:09:02 No.849327632 >get in argument with friend about worst places on the internet >I say this bored >he links me this https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDati ngStrategy/ and i thought you f------ where spiteful 23 Replies View Thread

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: Anonymous 85 KB JPG 08/12/19(Mon)23:13:42 No.53881727 >finally got my first boyfriend >ready to dust off the old hole and open up for business for the first time ever >he won't do it >am I ugly? >am I nasty? >what's wrong? >he's busy unpacking in his new apartment >decide to surprise him with lunch >sneak in, luckily the door was unlocked >hear groaning >hm >take a peek into his bedroom >he's face first into a pillow while a MASSIVE black guy is f------ the s--- out of him Brb, killing myself

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Anonymous 1 hour ago 11 REPLIES 48035334 >Be me >Hear about an o--- happening >Desperate to lose virginity so decide to go >Food, drink and sex what more can you want? >ffw 1 week >It's tonight >Go to the place knock on door >Greeted and asked to come inside >Halfway through the door and my heart stopped >They're wearing fur suits >IT'S A F------ FURRY O--- >Excuse myself and go to the bathroom >Lock the door and have a literal panic attack I'm typing this from inside the bathroom what the f--- do I do!?!

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Anonymous 88 KB JPG 10/05/16(Wed)22:53:29 No.56933906 >using linux in front of class mates >teacher says "Ok students, now open photoshop" >start furiously typing away at terminal to install Wine >Errors out the ass >Everyone else has already started their classwork >I start to sweat >Install GIMP >"Umm...what the f--- is THAT anon?" a girl next to me asks >I tell her its GIMP and can do everything that photoshop does and IT'S FREE! >"Ok class, now draw use the shape tool to draw a circle!" the teacher says >I f------ break down and cry and run out of the class >I get beat up in the parking lot after school >>56933921 # >>56933980 # >>56934022 # >>56934086 # >>56934109 # >>56934178 # >>56934188 # >>56934220 # >>56934403 # >>56935046 # >>56935239 # >>56935476 # >>56935492 # >>56935577 # >>56935904 # >>56936287 # >>56936810 # >>56937107 # >>56937142 # >>56942340 # >>56942658 # >>56949091 # >>56950097 # >>56959649 # >>56960132 #

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don't be to rude thanks- ^_^ Anonymous 02/18/15(Wed)03:14:02 No.598927926 >>598927615 Hey Kimmy. I like your new glasses. Hi, Tiffany. The curls are looking sweet. 'Sup, Dra'nakyuek, Destroyer of Worlds. Congrats on stomping that village yesterday. >>598929028598929097598929134

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: Anonymous 91 KB JPG 10/10/21(Sun)08:18:32 No.65699292 >In 8th grade on Washington D.C. school trip >At some monument >If you go to the bathroom you have to bring a partner so you don't get lost >Go to the bathroom with some guy >I get done in 30 seconds and wait for him to finish s------- >Been more than 5 minutes so I leave without him >Everyone is starting to board the bus to leave the monument >Get on the bus and the teacher is taking attendance >Say here for him when his name is called >Leave What are your field trip stories?

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