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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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1 Anonymous #665681321 28/01 00:28:36 JPG 458x305 14 KB >Be me >2009 (12 years old) >Cousins coming over >Hated the autistic 10 year old from the minute he could speak English >Kinda looks like pic related >Really wants to see the movie Up >Just so happens we have it on DVD, or I do at least >Notices it when he arrives >Asks if he can have it >Tell him no right off the bat >Of course, being the autist he is, he doesn't stop there >He won't stop bothering people about it >Eventually quiets down until dinnertime >F------ spaghetti again >He's sat opposite me and starts going on about it again >I get sick of his s--- and yell NO at him >He literally grabs his bowl of spaghetti and runs up my little brothers treehouse with it >I'm asked to go check if he's OK >Arrive and he starts going off at me again >Little did he know the ladder wasn't attached so I could just remove it >So I did >Go back and tell everyone that he's fine, he just wants to be alone >10 minutes later and f--- yeah it's ice cream time >Asked to ask him if he wants any >Head back, the retard threw his fork on the other side of the tree in anger >Asks me to run around and get it him >Obviously tell him no, and that he's retarded for throwing it in the first place >Tell him how delicious the ice cream was and that he wasn't getting any >He breaks into tears, gets on his knees, begs for it and mutters out "Please let me d- down I-I j-just wanna t-tell you how I'm feeling, I've got to make y-you u-understand" >HRW I respond "I'm never gonna give you "Up", never gonna let you down, never gonnal run around and dessert you" Haven't seen em since.

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: Anonymous 06/10/22(Fri) 14:05:26 No.879880360 hoarding puzzle.jpg 434 KB JPG So for the past 3 years my 1 bed apartment began looking like this, it eventually became a very similar mess to pic related. I got a note in the mail that there was an inspection for moist in all apartments, I had 5 days to clean it. I cleaned from 7 in the morning to 22 in the evening 5 days straight and it's now spotless. I haven't cleaned in 3 years. I feel pretty good about it as I had wonderful dreams for years that my place would be clean at some point. An insane amount of stress waking up to the mess every day. Im not sure where I want to go with this but I can't share this story with anyone I actually know but i felt like I need to tell someone, anyways I just wanted to say that if your facing a challenge the best way is just to start. 9 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/10/22(Fri) 14:52:04 No.879882851 bertik It made me feel better sharing this thanks to those who read it

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74 KB JPG Today at work I walked by a girl who smiled warmly after wishing me a good morning. She proceeded to stumble a bit on the carpet and spilled her coffee all over the floor. I said "Oh darn, let me grab some paper towels for you!" She was insanely embarrassed and replied "Thank you so much! That's a huge help." I went into the bathroom but instead of getting paper towels I proceeded to one of the stalls and took one of the longest s---- of my entire life. I was in there for probably about 30 minutes. When I came out the coffee was cleaned up and the girl was gone.

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: Anonymous 12 KB JPG 06/11/22(Sat)10:50:36 No.879915618 > be me > write "who" > wait for the opponent reply > respond "asked?" > mfw

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File: Screenshot 2022-05-20 231440.jpg (35 KB, 756x599) Anonymous 06/10/22(Fri) 16:58:34 No.879866326 >be me, fat f--- >have GF, even fatter, even tho she was just chubby when we met >been slim all my life, till I adapted her eating patterns >decide to break that pattern, do fasting, eat low carbs-high fat, also work out a bit >GF laughs at me for doing all of that "ridiculous and stupid" stuff >tells my family and her friends >I'm soon to be known as the keto-tinfoilhead >"You get fat from fat, not from sugar dummy" they say >show them data saying otherwise, get laughed at >whatever, keep going >6 months in, im basically back to my old self >lost 18 kg of fat >skin glows, feel healthy and full of energy >taste improved >no cravings anymore >GF doesn't laugh at me anymore, but is visibly upset all the time >gives me s--- for reminding her of her own stupidity just by existing >she breaks up with me, tells her family how I was abusive and fat-shaming, which I wasn't >get death threats >don't stick you d--- in fatty bois.

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