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>be me about 14 years ago >4th grade, lack toes in toddler ass >dont care, love cereal and nothing will stop me >have big ass bowl of crunch berries crunchatizemecaptain.jpeg 106 KB JPG >those commercials freaked me the f--- out as a kid >i keep a "lucky quarter" in my pocket >if i am having a hard time making a decision, assign heads or tails and flip, must abide by the flip religiously >i was a retarded kid >anywho, hours after ive consumed capn crunch and im feelin a lil queezy >its PE and im contemplating going to school nurse bubbleguts.mp3 >i think it was the last day of school or maybe the day before a big break >in pe >friends dare me to go ask girl out who they knew i crushed on >"anon this may be your last chance" >theyre right, but still nervous flip.exe >lucky quarter says i must do it >i begin to approach girl, feel massive fart coming on >in a moment of delusional autism i ask myself >"to fart or not to fart?" flip2.exe >lucky quarter says i must fart >an unwaivering loyal cuck to the lucky quarter, i proceed to let loose what i believe was to this day the nastiest, wettest, loudest and most disgusting fart of my life >most of the other kids hear it and turn to look, including girl i was approaching >fart is accompanied with steaming hot liquid gravy >i run out of the gym weeping threw that quarter in the f------ trash when i got to the nurses office IN CODWE TRUST

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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