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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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SW W NW kcd.jpg 353 KB JPG when did "beautiful" in games become synonymous with "realistic" : Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed) 20:54:07 No.448050237 When god made this beautiful world

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2015 02:03:18 No.32344307 View Quoted By: >>32344321 >>32344247 Possibly the most autistic moment of my life >Be two summers ago >Son's "friend" comes over to play some video game with him >Knew he was gay, but too stupid to make connection >Hanging out in living room watching Spurs game while son and friend are in his room >Get paged to go over to hospital because a nurse is p----- at me for misplacing her SE for an old patient >Head over to son's room to tell him I have to leave for a bit >Open door >He has friend's c--- buried 6 inches in him >Both look at me in horror >I stand there, trying to think of something to say >Literally sperg out "Guess you're preparing for prostate exams haha" >Both of their mouths are still gaping at me >I sprint out of the house and drive off >Nurse thought I saw a murder We talked about it. His friend still gets anxious when he comes over.

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Anon knows hope dies in the cemetery | /r/Greentext

Anonymous What wizard stories do you hav(...) 06/06/22 (Mon)12:41:25 No.68937268 >be 19 >been working at this cemetery for a year now >everyone who works there is 35 + >everyone there is incredibly based and calls each other n----- and f----- on a regular basis 371 KB PNG >one of the baby boomers start talking about this book im reading (art of happiness) >start to make Jokes about how all the love advice is in that book >as boomers do they talk about their wives and conversation drifts to me >"yeah when you have a wife and kids you'll understand" >mfw they still think there is hope View Thread

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anon is disappointed with the boyfriend | /r/Greentext

02/11/21(Thu)10:38:56 No.543918975 : Anonymous 230 KB JPG i'm dating a little bitch and i hate it >sit down to watch my boyfriend play >its a dark souls like type game >he dies >he activates a god mode one hit kill cheat

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File: lainpepe.png (182 KB, 320x363) >mfw it's happening all over again Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)02:30:47 No.26165357 >>26165461 >>26 >be me >2020 >lesbian >befriend guy >he has a crush on me >i dump him cuz i don't like men >we stop talking for a while >i find out i'm a trans guy >we become best bros >i recommend a band i like and it becomes one of his favourites >2022 >friend comes out as a trans woman >i start having a crush on her >she dumps me cuz she doesn't like men >mfw now i'm the straight guy and she's the lesbian >she recommends a band she likes and i can't stop listening to it

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>Finally got a gf >She never leaves me alone >No time for personal hobbies anymore >No time to smoke weed anymore >Talks to me everyday on the phone about some boring woman bs 6 KB PNG >Think about breaking up at times but I can't go back to the lonely void >Sex is cool too I guess Have I been alone for too long? Being in a relationship is f------ exhausting.

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06/03/22 (Fri) 23:58:56 No.87204495 : Anonymous 142 KB PNG >reach into backpack >summon up all my strength >powerlift my gaming laptop onto the desk >catch my breathe for a moment >reach into my backpack again >once again summon my strength >pull out the charging cable (the laptop only lasts 5 minutes without a charge) >drop it onto the desk, a loud THUMP echoes throughout the classroom and into the hallways >the classroom is now staring in awe of the monster I've just unleashed >plug the cable in, sparks fly as though Zeus himself blessed the connection >classmates look on in horror as I open the laptop >as I hover my finger towards the power button, some students begin trying to escape the room >but there is no escape >press the power button >RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR >first day of college >walk into Computer Science 101 class >look around, normie MacBooks and pleb laptops abound

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: Anonymous 12 KB JPG thread. 06/07/22(Tue)12:51:38 No.68947936 I refuse to have sex. I will not regret this decision even on my deathbed. >b-b-b-b-b-b-but I refuse. No matter what you say and no matter what you offer me, I'm not giving up my virginity. Don't even bother responding to my View Thread

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Anonymous 05/24/15(Sun)18:19:46 No.25929113 ► > Be 1521 > Plundering with me crew > Yahar.png > Hector calls "Git ovar here, eye see somthing ye might be likin" > Hobble me way ovar to Hector > "Looky 'ere" > BythelockerofDavy Jones.png > It be a fuhckin' 4 barreled bunderbuss. > Cap'n Chester walks over, wonderin' what the fuss be about > Eye patch flies off > "GIMME THAT!" > Takes the abomination of a gun away from Hector > Cap'n fiddles with the powder bag > Accidentally pulls all 4 triggers > ScurveydogsFW half the ship was blown off and 4 of the crew were but a fine mist

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: Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)07:45:06 No.879675880 >be me (black m19) >bored out of my s--- and horny like a liberal at a gay parade >scrolling through x------ >find a video with thumbnail of curvy white woman wearing leather >f------ go time 173 KB JPG >play it, woman says n word >disgusted and repulsed but my boner has never throbbed harder >ashamed, start looking at raceplay exclusively for 2 years and c------ within minutes each time >fast forward to 2021 >find my way to 4chan >everyone says the n word and passes it around like its my sister >the magic is lost >try watching raceplay and only feel repulsed >nothing else compares >the magic is gone f--- u 4chan

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: Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue) 14:56:00 No.68948752 >subscribe to thicc pawg onlyfans >she performs sometimes with her than current black boyfriend and has a exclusive collection of black dildos >few months pass and her boyfriend no longer to be seen in her videos >she now has a new collection of dildos that she's use and they are exclusively white 810 KB JPG Why are women like this?

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