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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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SW W NW kcd.jpg 353 KB JPG when did "beautiful" in games become synonymous with "realistic" : Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed) 20:54:07 No.448050237 When god made this beautiful world

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Anon has a son | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2015 02:03:18 No.32344307 View Quoted By: >>32344321 >>32344247 Possibly the most autistic moment of my life >Be two summers ago >Son's "friend" comes over to play some video game with him >Knew he was gay, but too stupid to make connection >Hanging out in living room watching Spurs game while son and friend are in his room >Get paged to go over to hospital because a nurse is p----- at me for misplacing her SE for an old patient >Head over to son's room to tell him I have to leave for a bit >Open door >He has friend's c--- buried 6 inches in him >Both look at me in horror >I stand there, trying to think of something to say >Literally sperg out "Guess you're preparing for prostate exams haha" >Both of their mouths are still gaping at me >I sprint out of the house and drive off >Nurse thought I saw a murder We talked about it. His friend still gets anxious when he comes over.

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Anon knows hope dies in the cemetery | /r/Greentext

Anonymous What wizard stories do you hav(...) 06/06/22 (Mon)12:41:25 No.68937268 >be 19 >been working at this cemetery for a year now >everyone who works there is 35 + >everyone there is incredibly based and calls each other n----- and f----- on a regular basis 371 KB PNG >one of the baby boomers start talking about this book im reading (art of happiness) >start to make Jokes about how all the love advice is in that book >as boomers do they talk about their wives and conversation drifts to me >"yeah when you have a wife and kids you'll understand" >mfw they still think there is hope View Thread

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anon is disappointed with the boyfriend | /r/Greentext

02/11/21(Thu)10:38:56 No.543918975 : Anonymous 230 KB JPG i'm dating a little bitch and i hate it >sit down to watch my boyfriend play >its a dark souls like type game >he dies >he activates a god mode one hit kill cheat

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The ol' /lgbt/ switcharoo | /r/Greentext

File: lainpepe.png (182 KB, 320x363) >mfw it's happening all over again Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)02:30:47 No.26165357 >>26165461 >>26 >be me >2020 >lesbian >befriend guy >he has a crush on me >i dump him cuz i don't like men >we stop talking for a while >i find out i'm a trans guy >we become best bros >i recommend a band i like and it becomes one of his favourites >2022 >friend comes out as a trans woman >i start having a crush on her >she dumps me cuz she doesn't like men >mfw now i'm the straight guy and she's the lesbian >she recommends a band she likes and i can't stop listening to it

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Anon got more than he bargained for | /r/Greentext

>Finally got a gf >She never leaves me alone >No time for personal hobbies anymore >No time to smoke weed anymore >Talks to me everyday on the phone about some boring woman bs 6 KB PNG >Think about breaking up at times but I can't go back to the lonely void >Sex is cool too I guess Have I been alone for too long? Being in a relationship is f------ exhausting.

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anon is an epic gamer | /r/Greentext

06/03/22 (Fri) 23:58:56 No.87204495 : Anonymous 142 KB PNG >reach into backpack >summon up all my strength >powerlift my gaming laptop onto the desk >catch my breathe for a moment >reach into my backpack again >once again summon my strength >pull out the charging cable (the laptop only lasts 5 minutes without a charge) >drop it onto the desk, a loud THUMP echoes throughout the classroom and into the hallways >the classroom is now staring in awe of the monster I've just unleashed >plug the cable in, sparks fly as though Zeus himself blessed the connection >classmates look on in horror as I open the laptop >as I hover my finger towards the power button, some students begin trying to escape the room >but there is no escape >press the power button >RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR >first day of college >walk into Computer Science 101 class >look around, normie MacBooks and pleb laptops abound

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Anon has made up his mind | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12 KB JPG thread. 06/07/22(Tue)12:51:38 No.68947936 I refuse to have sex. I will not regret this decision even on my deathbed. >b-b-b-b-b-b-but I refuse. No matter what you say and no matter what you offer me, I'm not giving up my virginity. Don't even bother responding to my View Thread

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anons plunder booty | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/24/15(Sun)18:19:46 No.25929113 ► > Be 1521 > Plundering with me crew > Yahar.png > Hector calls "Git ovar here, eye see somthing ye might be likin" > Hobble me way ovar to Hector > "Looky 'ere" > BythelockerofDavy Jones.png > It be a fuhckin' 4 barreled bunderbuss. > Cap'n Chester walks over, wonderin' what the fuss be about > Eye patch flies off > "GIMME THAT!" > Takes the abomination of a gun away from Hector > Cap'n fiddles with the powder bag > Accidentally pulls all 4 triggers > ScurveydogsFW half the ship was blown off and 4 of the crew were but a fine mist

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4Chan Ruins Anons Fetish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)07:45:06 No.879675880 >be me (black m19) >bored out of my s--- and horny like a liberal at a gay parade >scrolling through x------ >find a video with thumbnail of curvy white woman wearing leather >f------ go time 173 KB JPG >play it, woman says n word >disgusted and repulsed but my boner has never throbbed harder >ashamed, start looking at raceplay exclusively for 2 years and c------ within minutes each time >fast forward to 2021 >find my way to 4chan >everyone says the n word and passes it around like its my sister >the magic is lost >try watching raceplay and only feel repulsed >nothing else compares >the magic is gone f--- u 4chan

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: Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue) 14:56:00 No.68948752 >subscribe to thicc pawg onlyfans >she performs sometimes with her than current black boyfriend and has a exclusive collection of black dildos >few months pass and her boyfriend no longer to be seen in her videos >she now has a new collection of dildos that she's use and they are exclusively white 810 KB JPG Why are women like this?

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