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>>343456220 (OP) # >be me >order an ice cream cake from baskin-robbins online. >turns out the only one it would be available at is in a "bad area." >get email saying its ready. >go to pick it up via drive-thru. >"hi i'm picking up an order i placed online." >A-WHAAA???????? A ODAH ONLY???? WHATCHU SAY? DA ODAH? YOU WAN IDE CREEM? >"um yeah i placed an order for a cake. it's supposed to be ready." >HUH? WHA? H-HE SAY HE PICK UP ODAH DA CAKE. WHA.?????.. DA CAKE. UHHHHHH P-PULL ROUN DA WINDA. >pull up to window and it's absolute chaos. you'd have thought i just told them i placed a bomb inside that was set to explode in seconds. >at least 5 different she-boons in various highly agitated states of extreme confusion and bewilderment come to the window. some aren't even wearing baskin-robbins uniforms. >YOU ODAH WHA NOW? DA CAKE? WHERE DA CAKE AT? WHO? YOU SAY DA NAME? >they're flipping thru books (?), opening non-refrigerated drawers looking for it. >"um is that it in that freezer case right there?" DA CAKE? DAS JUSS IDE CREAM. OH WAIT. I DINK DAS IT. WHAT DA NAME? DAT IT? GIVIT HEAH. HEAH YA CAKE. >shoves it thru window, slamming it shut without saying "thank you" or even charging me for it. >it looked like it was made by an 8 year old retard with parkinsons.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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