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: Anonymous 06/02/22(Thu)23:43:54 No.879394626 >be me on public bus >sitting next to this fat neck beard f--- head >he literally looks like every stereotypical redditor, he was even wearing a f------ fedora 50 KB PNG >suddenly a small girl walks onto the bus with what im assuming is her mom. >looks no older than 12 >only seat available was next to reddit f-- >she sits down while her mom stands near by >already thinking to myself "this wont end well" >this guy is visibly sweating and beet red making short glances at this girl >I hear him mutter something from under his breath and he begun to lunge at the girl >oh no >he tried to reach out to her and kiss her in what im assuming was an attempt to recreate some hentai he probably watched last night >everyone is screaming at him and the girl and mom are crying >the bus driver slams his breaks and tells the guy to get the f--- of his bus >guy waddles his fat ass off the bus >little girl is visibly shaking and crying while her mom tries to comfort her and call the cops If you are a chronic hentai/p--- viewer, please dont do this s--- out in public or else you will be put on death row.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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