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File: 1294722426.jpg-(6 KB, 251x199, crab.jpg) Anonymous 01/11/11 (Tue)00:07:06 No.301513XXX Femanon here I just need some quick advice. My boyfriend is into weird things sexually. Like just the other day I was in his room and I was about to go lie down with him when he said: "CRAB WALK TO THE DRESSER, PUT ON LINGERIE, THEN CRAB WALK TO MY BED." So I did what he said then I got on his bed. Then he said to me: May-25 10 "MAKE UP A MATING CALL." I told him I didn't know any so he said: "MAKE UP ONE!!!" So I started going HORK HORK HORK Then he got a boner and started going WHERG WHERG WHERG. We had sex but I'm still feeling really weird about the whole thing. Do I tell him how I feel, or do I play along with this roleplay of his? Anonymous 01/11/11 (Tue)00:08:44 No.301514XXX i cant stop laughing Anonymous 01/11/11 (Tue)00:08:47 No.301514XXX that did make me go lol Anonymous 01/11/11 (Tue)00:09:20 No.301514XXX this is f------ hilarious

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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