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: Anonymous Story time anons: >be me >wandering Walmart cuz bored after work 16 KB JPG >enter tech department >7/10 qt walks up to me >phone sales girl >starts asking me about my phone and what carrier I use etc. >autism.exe >need to do something with my hands >pull keys out of pocket and start fiddling with them >have tiny tape measure on keys >start playing with it >justthetip.png >drop my keys while still holding tip >oh fug oh fug oh fug >spaghetti.jpg >idea.ppt >pulls up on tape measure >continues to pull >eventually it reaches the end and pulls the keys with it >without breaking eye contact or bending down >suck back in tape measure tape >metallicwhoosh.mp3 >7/10 qt looks concerned but continues with her shpiel >speak for the first time since she started talking to me 5 minutes ago >say no thanks and leaves >spaghetti trailing behind me I might genuinely be autistic, at this point wouldn't surprise me. Pic related. 05/18/22(Wed)21:13:14 No.878426020

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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