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: Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)10:29:51 No.789716987 >ls a gamer >Helps working class people >Seems like a genuinely nice person to be around >Doesn't take corp. money 6 KB JPG >Sexy as hell what's not to like about our progressive gamer queen? : Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)10:31:27 No.789717088 she's a jew >>789717298 #

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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vk.com/epiemuzik Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)20:29 No.185678330 Replies: >>185678521 >>185677546 >tfw you'll never have a cute gf who plays games in your lap and when she beats you at them she teases you while rubbing her butt on your d--- Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)20:30 No.185678521 Replies: >185678705 File: 1366072253509.png-(9 KB, 271x288, 1281378111383 (1).png) >>185678330 >when she beats you what kind of f------ casual do you take me for VIA 9GAG.COM

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File: First lady.jpg (30 KB, 348x527) O Anonymous (ID: 3LeTk53w 01/20/17(Fri)12:59:42 No.108047628 [Reply] >be me >literal gold digger >just want a nice life without having to work >marry rich guy just for the cash >he's upset with the state of the country >decides to run for president >yeahright.jpeg >he starts doing well >mfw he actually gets elected >mfw I'm the first lady of the United states of America

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Anonymous 09/20/13(Fri)00:33:07 UTC+2 No.506898709 Replies: 22506902426 File: 1379629987628 jpg-(7 KB, 242x208, hue scott pilgrim.jpg) >be me >fall of sophomore year >walking home >wearing ugly and old denim jacket w/ downloadable hobo gloves >Family of 4 in a sedan pulls up next to me >"uh hi there do you have a home son?" "Well, uh, I guess I do tonight since the shelter's open, but I don't know after that." >Family of 4 gives me a $100 >Walk home and buy shitloads of games on Steam >Mfw

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: Anonymous feels good man 04/28/19(Sun)01:11:46 No.52153310 >be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years >boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke together >song from his favorite 91 KB JPG band is playing "oooh do you know who this is anon?" >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy" >mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me thanks boss 6 Replies View Thread

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: Anonymous (ID: 6txkxb5x ) 05/12/22(Thu)07:16:17 No.48690612 Your purchase for $37,627.17 USD of BTC is now available in your account Coinbase orepl@contae.com May 22 123 PM coinbase Your purchase for $37.627.17 USD of BTC is now available in your Coinbase account eterence code Paymen method Visa debit 45 Date May 11, 2022 Amuunt 1222984 BTC Exchange ate Subiotal Fee $1.443 72 Total $37427.17 Sot Upa Rocurring Buy Screenshot 2022-05-11 220801.jpg 93 KB JPG I bought $37,627.17 worth of Bitcoin today. You all told me to "buy the dip." Well, f--- it, at noon today I called my bank to unlock my spending limit so I could buy. This is 95% of my savings. I barely have enough money for rent and food this month. Since I bought, Bitcoin has dropped another $2,000. You have no idea how hard it is to type this and not have a panic attack. I'm not f------ around with you when I say I need this money or I'm going to be homeless. I need you all to be serious with me and tell me when I can expect returns. I'd be happy even with just a 2x return. Please level with me. I've got a family and we've got bills.

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: Anonymous Best mom ever 07/10/18(Tue)18:03:10 No.46706369 >be me >be 21 yr old and depressed >have no friends and no gf >mom comes >sees I'm unhappy and buys me a gift >mfw its a dog 20 KB JPG >gives me food for the dog >healthy doggo is cute >people see dog >pet dog >dog makes me new friends >thanks to dog I have a lot of friends >no gf but still happy >thank mr.doggo >thanks mom for being the best mom and blessing me with a dog >happiness and love

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: Anonymous (ID: AQSOVUCR ) O 09/27/17(Wed)22:00:32 No.143164421 >stop at Subway to get a sandwich on my way home from work >sandwich maker asked if I was getting off or going in >l forgot to take my work 120 KB JPG vest off >Tell her I'm getting off >She says "That's good. Getting off is always good." >l replied with, "yeah, until you get asked to leave the playground" I can never go back there >>143164510 # >>143164623 # >>143164642 # >>143164735 # >>143164809 # >>143164997 #

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: Anonymous 10/01/21(Fri)02:49:46 No.12027113 1630941180442[1).jpg 36 KB JPG >show up out of nowhere in the berghof with your fingerboard kit >say you are from the future and don't have much time >hitler is a little superstitious and believes in "destiny", lets it pass >set up the ramps >do a few basic tricks >try the more difficult ones >mess up a few times >say "wait a minute I did that wr" awkwardly >portal reappears and sucks you back to 2007 mid- sentence

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File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) O Anonymous (ID: (tOWidatY ) Reply) :02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327 >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?

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: Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)06:21:24 No.168181092 1651458186165.jpg| 65 KB JPG You want make movie? Okay you make movie you forrow rule. It simpre you want make movie forrow rule: No winnie pooh No america #1 No hongkong independent No bracks No h--- buttsexes Okay? It simpre: forrow rule, make movie.

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: Anonymous (ID: u6W01r/D 04/30/20(Thu)16:43:18 No.2556747 I בכי yל ו י את 0ב גתנ לתה ל yזאל או נתת' לך להיכךס ואא ת 20200430_104115.jpg 2.45 MB JPG Should we learn the language of are enemy ? : Anonymous (ID: UZLG/p+a ) 04/30/20(Thu)16:44:51 No.25567485 >>255674716 (OP) # are you black? >>255674948 # >>255690726 # : Anonymous (ID: 16WO11/D 04/30/20(Thu)16:45:40 No.255674948 ז בכי עלוהותשב הל את 1ב תונכ לתה ה לנזא אה ונתת' כ1 להיכנס 20200430 104229.jpg 1.62 MB JPG >>255674858 # No >>255675137 # >>255675156 # >>255675487 # >>255675557 # >>255676352 # >>255676386 # >>255676412 # >>255676419 # >>255676689 # >>255676770 # >>255676844 # >>255676940 # >>255677165 # >>255677281 # >>255677492 # >>255677563 # >>255677985 # >>255678103 # >>255678408 # >>255678474 # >>255678551 # >>255678820 # >>255678908 # >>255679203 # >>255679672 # >>255679821 # >>255680252 # >>255680810 # >>255680966 # >>255681085 # >>255681223 # >>255681667 # >>255681980 # >>255682021 # >>255682460 # >>255682734 # >>255681980 # >>255682021 # >>255682460 # >>255682734 # >>255682753 # >>255682833 # >>255683124 # >>255685251 # >>255685416 # >>255685524 # >>255685546 # >>255685821 # >>255685928 # >>255685982 # >>255686085 # >>255686096 # >>255686302 # >>255686381 # >>255686444 # >>255686461 # >>255686486 # >>255686599 # >>255686631 # >>255686759 # >>255686771 # >>255687065 # >>255687163 # >>255687401 # >>255687514 # >>255688336 # >>255688363 # >>255688626 # >>255688736 # >>255688768 # >>255689440 # >>255690249 # >>255690634 # >>255691664 # >>255692440 # >>255693041 # >>255693251 # >>255693705 # >>255694059 # >>255694100 # >>255694274 # >>255695144 # >>255695677 # >>255696512 # >>255696694 # >>255696749 # >>255697461 # >>255697497 # >>255698864 # >>255699013 # >>255699327 # >>255699388 # >>255699836 # >>255700021 # >>255701768 # >>255702947 # >>255703148 # >>255703461 # >>255703941 # >>255704063 # >>255704083 # >>255704238 # >>255704847 # >>255705213 # >>255705365 # >>255706201 # >>255707520 #

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: Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)10:29:51 No.789716987 >ls a gamer >Helps working class people >Seems like a genuinely nice person to be around >Doesn't take corp. money 6 KB JPG >Sexy as hell what's not to like about our progressive gamer queen? : Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)10:31:27 No.789717088 she's a jew >>789717298 #

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