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: Anonymous 05/15/22(Sun)19:12:24 No.878231975 >be me >Kidnapped >Taken to weird facility >l get placed on an automatic rolling factory line, not sure what it's for >Mechanism pulls my pants off, start to worry >Next mechanism forces me to have 141 KB PNG an erection, I'm confused >There's a lot of tubes, one of them latches onto my penis >Needle comes out and pokes my d--- to numb it for some reason >Tube gets blades, quickly slices my d--- off entirely, for some reason I'm so stunned my reaction is minimal >Guy at the end of the line let's me go >Walking down street and I meet someone who just came out of the same facility >"Are you missing your c--- too" yeah I said >Start getting depressed as I realize l'll never be sexually satisfied again for the rest of my life, start crying >Wake up, it was all just a bad dream >So grateful that it wasn't real that I almost start crying >So grateful I decide to beat off again Why am I like this?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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