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best_fren.jpg (24 KB, 554x554) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 05/13/22(Fri)08:15:57 No.878042494 >Be me, in High school >Semi-autistic semi-retarded 15yo >Not have a lot of friends, get bullied alot >Wished I was more popular and beloved >Had best fren since start of HS >Unlike me, he's really cool, sociable, charismatic >Not a chad but moreso a normie >He only hangs out with me >Despite this, everyone loves best fren >They tell him to hang out with them, me to f--- off >If they don't ignore me, they bully me, and are nice to him >Everyone tells him to ditch me >He doesn't listen >I hated him, why can't they like me? number one fren >He could have any friend he wants >Why does he hang out with me? Pity? >Had a plan to watch new Jackass film >Same night there's a big party, he's invited but not me >I go to the movies alone >Best fren is there. >I tell him to f--- off and go to that stupid party >He refuses, says that party's no fun without me >We watch the movie and have a laugh >Ffw a few years >Discovered new hobbies, now popular in my own friend groups >We celebrate best frens 21st >We have a good party, no one from HS invited >All best frens colleagues or other friends >We chill one on one >Were drunk and high >He reveals how he's glad to be out of school >Hated everyone there >Because they were d---- to his best friend Been friends, nearly 15 years now.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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