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Ashbie is NOT a wojak
Created by Ashbie Moon May 12, 2022 at 09:50PM EDT
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C'mon, we gets city destroyed and then rebuilt by the have an empire to assyrian >didn't even make > Has to wear the same clothing that his great(x24) Grandpa wore create! AND.. his world wonder |The Indus Valley Boomer The Scribe The Mitanni >Culture held the giving away of daughters in high prestige The Kushite The A---- >His religion is an allegory for his conquest of india over lesser men > Permanently confirms his heirs domit >related to the Scythian, eww > scanf( "%d ", number of grain, sheep, rye.) > Likes egypts culture, >Defeats the Assyrians, rules for barely 50 years. (The Ultimate Cuck) >Claims he came from the Misterious City of builds impressive Mohenjo-Daro. pyramids > Still called "Vile Kushite" in Egypt creating a caste >Used to Rule Yeah ok, grandpa. >I [insert ruler name], Great King, King of "Kings, King of Lands, King of the Universe... 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The Phrygian > Rich, but not as rich as>MONEY MONEY >Literally created money >Currency was on gold standard >Croesus was rich The Lydian >ls forced to carve historical or religious scenes, with gods and kings. Would starve or be flayed if he did otherwise > Very rich in the Lydian > Tries to attack copper >ls an european e invader, forever know Money as the stereotype of decadent easterners +Literally Created >Annoys even the Hittites Assyria: gets >Will let -Literally Created >Has to depict the King Much larger and Amanlier than everyone (else massacred. anyone use it Money >Nobody even >Will let >Will get conquered >"Haha, Free'd slave" by the Persian due >Exists only to be replaced by the Scythians knows them anyone use her to Camels.. City Destroyed x 9 >"The Assyrians are invading again!" >Would Much rather >Sea People paint a Neo-Expressionist postminimalist painting NOOO00 The Germanic The Shardana The Scythian The Urartu Warlord > Actually Attacks Assyria Instead of Hiding in his city The Akkadian Merchant The Phoenician Wizard/Priest >Does nothing of >Gets low quality copper ingots note before or >Very rich from trade (hahaha what a loser) >Literally Called the Horde from >Gets insulted by Ea-Nasir >Literally only achievement is creating a weird ass alphabet that will >Consumes Shrooms who knows where >*Brings Forth the after >Has to travel >Wanders the land Dark Ages* > Highest point of Armenian Civilization through war zones (Ununmanda) >Wreck an Assyrian king, together with his whole army > But when >practices human NURAGVE >State thinks he never take on. he does, She will end (the World >ls in constant is a smuggler IS MY CITY sacrifice > Rich only due to purple seashells >Gets conquered by anybody >in times of crisis, finds minors hot.. state of >Hat Calendar >Owes Ea-Nasir >UUUUUAAAUU Warfare a mina of silver UUUUUUHHHH AAAHUUUUU >this happens >Wife & Daughter >has to deal >Is trying to find the hobbits with the every 3000 would rather be Cimmerian years... with Ea-Nasir Libertarian Right Left](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/280/874/00c.jpg "Mesopotamia wojaks")
