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O Anonymous 05/04/19(Sat)23:03:16 No.798956343 >>798956656 >be me >getting a divorce >wife had been cheating on me for a while, planned it out for months before giving me those papers >basically am f-----, she covered all her legal ground, even though she earns more l'l probably have to pay alimony, she'll get full custody, the house, if she wanted she'd probably get the dog and my ass too. >l love my kids 14f and 12m >my boy is the most gentle soul ever, so creative and funny >likes fortnite though, but I still love him very much, sometimes I just sit on the sofa next to him eating Cheetos and tease him for being a noob >the daughter is a bit weird, distant, hostile but we have our bond we watch shows together GOT, suits, blindspot, the 100, etc. >l wish we did more together but I respect her space >Never realized how much l'd miss these little moments with them until they were about to vanish >hearing comes >judge asks who they want to stay with, doesn't really matter either way, their wishes aren't binding, it's pretty certain the judge is gonna give it to wife, but I'm still pretty happy to hear daughter say she wants to stay with me >until she shows the bruises and scars >says my wife had been abusing her >I'm shocked, my wife could be a cheater but she wasn't an abuser >I get suspicious when she shows c-------- burns on her arm (wife doesn't smoke) >she even shows a medical report claiming she suffered "forced a--- and genital insertions >get full custody, child support and wife's gonna end up ina sex offender list >l ask daughter why she never told me any of this >admits it's all bullishit, she found out about the affair a while ago and started hurting herself, got a friend to help with the genital stuff >"she ruined our family so I ruined her life" So apparently I'm raising a complete psychopath. Welp, at least my ex got screwed over. Anonymous 05/04/19(Sat)23:05:57 No.798956510 Based af. Buy her cool s--- and give her a super late curfew. Anonymous 05/04/19(Sat)23:06:00 No.798956513 put me on the screencap for reddit

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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