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: Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)01:56:41 No.873198137 >be me >spend millions of dollars in order to make conplex machines >Blue penguin with a hat walks in >i trap him >i tell him my life story >he escapes and destroys my creation 291 KB PNG Curse you Pery the platypus : Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)01:59:59 No.873198334 >>873198137 (OP)# 1.17 MB GIF

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous 06/13/19(Thu)20:31:08 No.802160267 >be me >be 14 >only female on this site >depressed af >new girl joins the my boxing club >11/10 qt 3.14 64 KB JPG >we become friends >find out she lives 2 minutes away from me >hang out every day >start to crush on her >grow some balls and confess my feelings >she likes me back >parents homophobic so we date in secret >ugly ass friend from school keeps asking me out >she's creepy af >i tell her i'm in a relationship but she persists >turns into borderline stalking >she follows me to the cinema where i'm meeting my gf >takes pictures of us kissing >outs us to the school >we tell people about her harassing us and about her r--- fetish >mfw people stick up for us 1 year passes >plan fancy dinner date for our 1 year anniversary >living with gf and her supportive family cause parents kicked me out >she gets sick so we lie in bed instead >she feels bad for "ruining" our anniversary >throws up then passes out with her head on my chest >mfw i feel loved >mfw i'm not depressed anymore >mfw i finally have a supportive family I made it /b/

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: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)04:30:09 No.64728591 >be my Asian grandfather >tired of living in Cambodia >decide to move to America >the property I bought just so happens to be in a Mexican neighborhood >celebrate all the Mexican holidays 94 KB JPG just not to look out of place >son eventually marries a Latina girl and they have their own son >they name him Jesus Why the f--- is my name Jesus

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: Anonymous 03/09/21(Tue)19:28:06 No.27883609 >Gave birth to himself to kill himself as a sacrifice himself in order to appease himself so that he would no longer have to throw us into a fiery pit for all eternity because he made us in a way that was not up to his own very high standard 31 KB JPG Thanks? 94 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 03/11/22(Fri)14:49:41 No.67742123 > be me > smoking weed in bathtub > start up Pokemon Go as I never really deleted it from my phone > see a diglett > click on it and my camera turns on showing my body in the bath > suddenly pokemon go gives a 42 KB JPG disclaimer about innapropriate behaviour on the camera. ... does the CCP have my d--- pics guys...

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: Anonymous 10/21/21(Thu)05:06:17 No.65843364 >be me >walking around with loose change >pockets full of coin >hapilly stroling wen >egads >trip on the sidewalk >flop face first to it 82 KB JPG >all my loose change comes out of my pockets >guy comes in >"you okay there sonic?" >fml

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Anonymous 03/29/21(Mon)13:08:35 No.549984012 2>54998412 e: 1607694157686.jpg (429 KB, 1082x928) >DUDE CHECK IT OUT >THERE'S NOTHING HERE, ISN'T THAT SCARY???

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: Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)20:39:51 No.595677505 MGR -_Best_of_Sundowner_0-14_screenshot[1].jpg| 35 KB JPG >Metal gear solid >"War is bad and you should feel bad for it" >Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance >"War is based because it allows the good to defend what is right, all of the excuses Japan makes about pacifism is just that, an excuse, Japan should re-arm to prepare for the new centaury" How did they get away with this?

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: Anonymous 05/08/22(Sun)08:48:19 No.68540690 >laying in bed >suddenly get a phone call but it only rings once >most likely a wrong number that realized they dialed wrong hence the 1 ring >the call is from a female name 48 KB JPG >wait a few minutes to make it seem like I wasn't around to hear the 1 ring and to call the number back since I'm so lonely and desperate for a human connection outside my family and various cashiers from local stores >call the number, they don't answer >what would have been a small inconsequential 15 second conversation about them being sorry and calling the wrong number and me saying it's no problem; have a good night would have the highlight of my night if they had a nice feminine voice, and would have been the highlight of my entire day had I not found that quarter on the floor earlier end of greentext

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: Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)01:56:41 No.873198137 >be me >spend millions of dollars in order to make conplex machines >Blue penguin with a hat walks in >i trap him >i tell him my life story >he escapes and destroys my creation 291 KB PNG Curse you Pery the platypus : Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)01:59:59 No.873198334 >>873198137 (OP)# 1.17 MB GIF

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