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: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)22:33:24 No.873821562 164070951857 jpg 172 KB JPG Alright /b/, I made my first Mickey Mouse toy, how does it look? (Yeah, it was a real rat)

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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anon discovers monsterfuckers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/07/22(Sat)01:33:51 No.877651541 >normal p--- not doing it for me anymore, require more context and characters with personalities >written p--- of my specific kinks is either nonexistent or spectacularly 49 KB JPG bad >end up finding online sex RP communities >browse through the prompts, too intimidated to message anyone >encounter a post of a woman wanting to f--- the most disgusting creature l've ever thought of. Like why the f--- would anyone want to f--- that >decide to give it a try, out of morbid curiosity if nothing else, being a gross enough monster to scare a woman away isn't new to me >get the ball rolling and don't sugarcoat anything, basically daring her to tap out first and be put off by her own fantasy >she breaks the RP for a moment ((H-------- you're good at this!)) >mfw >make a habit of looking for girls looking to rp getting f----- by weird and gross monsters >just be as gross and monstrous as I want, too, and get compliments on good writing >slowly progress to less weird and f------up monsters, and more and more to ones that just resemble me the way I am >also non-monster fictional dudes who are just f------ ugly >find one who's interested in Frankenstein's monster - the book version, with bonus points for actually being detailed and grounded in the book >l actually did f------ read the book a while ago, this is going to be great >have fun doing some story set-up and character establishment >wild and highly elaborate farm-girl-on-corpse- composite wilderness f------ ensues >keep the rp up a litrle moment, lingering in the scene since we both clearly enjoyed that "You truly, in your heart, do not find me monstrous?" "The more I look, the less of a monster I see. Those who have looked at you with disgust are strangers to me, and I don't understand them. You have been kind, and good to me, why should I care of anything else?" >feelsweirdlygoodman >keep doing this >l have no idea what I'm doing or why, but this is cheaper than therapy

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anon asks the real questions | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/02/15(Wed)17:11:29 No.655138144 [Reply] >655139488 Ask a psychology major anything. O 27 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 12/02/15(Wed)17:24:54 No.655139483 > Anonymous 12/02/15(Wed)17:24:57 No.655139486 Anonymous 12/02/15(Wed)17:24:57 No.655139488 File: IMG 20151202_120721155 jpg (2.1 MB, 4320x2432) >>655138144 (OP) Why do my spaghetti-Os keep making lightning?

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Anon is happy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/22(Fri)21:40:56 No.877632016 >be me >*fart* >*deep sniff* >life is good 14 KB JPG

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Anon seems to not like old white ladys | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/12/22(Tue)18:26:29 No.876184042 Lawn-Mower-201709-004.jpg 411 KB JPG >be me >be white >have job in landscaping for multiple HOAS >work with a lot of latinos who speak little to no English >white lady comes up to me "OH thank God, someone who speaks English" >start speaking back to her in Dutch

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Anon watches Winnie the Pooh | /r/Greentext

File: Oe9.jpg (39 KB, 600x600) Anonymous 05/06/22(Fri)13:01:29 No.68520947 >Be 7 >Mom had new boyfriend that I don't like >ls a big military type jerk >One day throws away my gameboy advance >Had enough with his s--- >Tell mom I want to spend some bonding time with her boyfriend >Says its a great idea >Put VHS in the VCR >lt's Winnie the Pooh >Mom tells him to watch it with me >Play the same one again the next night for our bonding time >Again and again >Months go by >Moms bf is getting visibly tired of watching the same s--- over and over again >He tells mom that he wants to watch something else >When he's gone, I complain that he doesn't want to spend time with me >Tell her I think he hates me >She complains to him >He has to sit through more Winnie the Pooh >Months go by >One night he gets into an argument with mom over it >Mom ends up throwing a cup at him >Sister starts crying >Take this as my cue to scream at the top of my lungs non stop >Mom is yelling >Moms bf yells at all of us and then leaves >Never see him again >Throw the VHS tape in the garbage

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Anon doesn’t tip | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/21(Mon)19:15:35 No.15680993 >go to store to pick up pizza >about to sign receipt >see they circled in 10% tip >change it to 0 >cashier rolls her eyes, hands me the pizza 31 KB JPG >hear one of them say whisper 'wow, did he really put 0' as I'm walking out Did I do something wrong? It's not like they delivered the pizza to my house. Should I have tipped in this situation?

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Anon learns a new language | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/23/19(Tue)11:26:27 No.805334169 >Be me >meet french cutie3.14 >decide to spend every afternoon learning french so I can talk to her in french >spending 2-3 hours a day doing french >atfer 8 months become conversational 16 KB PNG >timetomakeamove.exe >... >she gets a boyfriend >... >the boyfriend doesn't know any french at all >mfw I wasted 2 hours x 30 x 8 = 480 hours just to get cucked : Anonymous 07/23/19(Tue)11:27:55 No.805334231 >>805334169 (OP) # not only that, you learned a gay language, congrats f-----. >>805334699 # >>805334992 #

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Anon Summarises The Joe Rogan Experience | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: X09XXPI 07/09/21(Fri)15:31:33 No.329330169 >>329330390 >>329330398 >>329330764 >>329331490 >>329331540 >>329331748 >>329332643 >>329336908 >>329337049 File: images - 2021-04-30T192555.700.jpg (17 KB, 480x360) >>329329430 (OP) >"The thing is. (Joe leans into the mic) fat isn't the problem. Carbs and sugar is the problem. Ever eat nuts man? Nuts are good for you." >Guest: "uh. Yeah I eat nuts. I used to pick peanuts back when I was a kid and they were in the season." >Joe: "Nice, nice. Like from a tree?" >Guest: "No, they grow in the ground." >(Joe nearly s---- himself in surprise) "What?" >(His guest try not to sound condescending) >Guest: Peanuts grow in the ground kind of like-- >Joe: "Jamie, Google this right now. Jamie Google peanuts growing in the ground. H--------." >Guest: "Yeah just like that. They grow in the ground like potatoes." >Joe: "Well. (Breaths heavily into the mic) That makes sense. They couldn't grow on trees because squirrels would f--- them up. Imagine that? Imagine how much squirrels would f--- up a peanut tree. Squirrels are basically tiny chimpanzees."

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Anon goes to the zoo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/09/21(Sat)21:22:46 No.844438848 >at the zoO >decide to take guided tour since one is about to start >lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins >guy in the background screams 244 KB PNG "YEA WHERE ARE THE MONKEYS AT?!" >everyone stares at him >lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zoo >guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys >about an hour later >tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees >he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps whilst howling View Thread

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