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: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)22:33:24 No.873821562 164070951857 jpg 172 KB JPG Alright /b/, I made my first Mickey Mouse toy, how does it look? (Yeah, it was a real rat)

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 05/07/22(Sat)01:33:51 No.877651541 >normal p--- not doing it for me anymore, require more context and characters with personalities >written p--- of my specific kinks is either nonexistent or spectacularly 49 KB JPG bad >end up finding online sex RP communities >browse through the prompts, too intimidated to message anyone >encounter a post of a woman wanting to f--- the most disgusting creature l've ever thought of. Like why the f--- would anyone want to f--- that >decide to give it a try, out of morbid curiosity if nothing else, being a gross enough monster to scare a woman away isn't new to me >get the ball rolling and don't sugarcoat anything, basically daring her to tap out first and be put off by her own fantasy >she breaks the RP for a moment ((H-------- you're good at this!)) >mfw >make a habit of looking for girls looking to rp getting f----- by weird and gross monsters >just be as gross and monstrous as I want, too, and get compliments on good writing >slowly progress to less weird and f------up monsters, and more and more to ones that just resemble me the way I am >also non-monster fictional dudes who are just f------ ugly >find one who's interested in Frankenstein's monster - the book version, with bonus points for actually being detailed and grounded in the book >l actually did f------ read the book a while ago, this is going to be great >have fun doing some story set-up and character establishment >wild and highly elaborate farm-girl-on-corpse- composite wilderness f------ ensues >keep the rp up a litrle moment, lingering in the scene since we both clearly enjoyed that "You truly, in your heart, do not find me monstrous?" "The more I look, the less of a monster I see. Those who have looked at you with disgust are strangers to me, and I don't understand them. You have been kind, and good to me, why should I care of anything else?" >feelsweirdlygoodman >keep doing this >l have no idea what I'm doing or why, but this is cheaper than therapy

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Anonymous 12/02/15(Wed)17:11:29 No.655138144 [Reply] >655139488 Ask a psychology major anything. O 27 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 12/02/15(Wed)17:24:54 No.655139483 > Anonymous 12/02/15(Wed)17:24:57 No.655139486 Anonymous 12/02/15(Wed)17:24:57 No.655139488 File: IMG 20151202_120721155 jpg (2.1 MB, 4320x2432) >>655138144 (OP) Why do my spaghetti-Os keep making lightning?

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File: Oe9.jpg (39 KB, 600x600) Anonymous 05/06/22(Fri)13:01:29 No.68520947 >Be 7 >Mom had new boyfriend that I don't like >ls a big military type jerk >One day throws away my gameboy advance >Had enough with his s--- >Tell mom I want to spend some bonding time with her boyfriend >Says its a great idea >Put VHS in the VCR >lt's Winnie the Pooh >Mom tells him to watch it with me >Play the same one again the next night for our bonding time >Again and again >Months go by >Moms bf is getting visibly tired of watching the same s--- over and over again >He tells mom that he wants to watch something else >When he's gone, I complain that he doesn't want to spend time with me >Tell her I think he hates me >She complains to him >He has to sit through more Winnie the Pooh >Months go by >One night he gets into an argument with mom over it >Mom ends up throwing a cup at him >Sister starts crying >Take this as my cue to scream at the top of my lungs non stop >Mom is yelling >Moms bf yells at all of us and then leaves >Never see him again >Throw the VHS tape in the garbage

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: Anonymous 07/23/19(Tue)11:26:27 No.805334169 >Be me >meet french cutie3.14 >decide to spend every afternoon learning french so I can talk to her in french >spending 2-3 hours a day doing french >atfer 8 months become conversational 16 KB PNG >timetomakeamove.exe >... >she gets a boyfriend >... >the boyfriend doesn't know any french at all >mfw I wasted 2 hours x 30 x 8 = 480 hours just to get cucked : Anonymous 07/23/19(Tue)11:27:55 No.805334231 >>805334169 (OP) # not only that, you learned a gay language, congrats f-----. >>805334699 # >>805334992 #

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Anonymous (ID: X09XXPI 07/09/21(Fri)15:31:33 No.329330169 >>329330390 >>329330398 >>329330764 >>329331490 >>329331540 >>329331748 >>329332643 >>329336908 >>329337049 File: images - 2021-04-30T192555.700.jpg (17 KB, 480x360) >>329329430 (OP) >"The thing is. (Joe leans into the mic) fat isn't the problem. Carbs and sugar is the problem. Ever eat nuts man? Nuts are good for you." >Guest: "uh. Yeah I eat nuts. I used to pick peanuts back when I was a kid and they were in the season." >Joe: "Nice, nice. Like from a tree?" >Guest: "No, they grow in the ground." >(Joe nearly s---- himself in surprise) "What?" >(His guest try not to sound condescending) >Guest: Peanuts grow in the ground kind of like-- >Joe: "Jamie, Google this right now. Jamie Google peanuts growing in the ground. H--------." >Guest: "Yeah just like that. They grow in the ground like potatoes." >Joe: "Well. (Breaths heavily into the mic) That makes sense. They couldn't grow on trees because squirrels would f--- them up. Imagine that? Imagine how much squirrels would f--- up a peanut tree. Squirrels are basically tiny chimpanzees."

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