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not sure if fph related but here we go >tinder addict >only get dates from this god forsaken app >have this routine where I always set up the date at the same 82 KB JPG location >a giant park in the middle of the city >allows me to scope out the area before actually meeting the girl >there's a caffee overlooking the park with a balcony >always sit up there to check out the girl before meeting her >when I match with fatties I do the same thing >but I dont actually leave the caffee just watch them >"im here, where are you" >give vague descriptions like "oh im at the tree" >this park is filled with them btw >watch them waddle about from the balcony >im a regular here so the waitress knows my shtick >often asks if im "walking the girls again?" >chuckle as i see their pride from getting a date with a somewhat fit guy turn to panic, shame and eventually anger >joke around with the waitress as she tries to figure out which girl im walking around this time not sure if im an a------ for finding enjoyment in doing this, but f--- is it fun

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)19:51:50 No.146433504 >have a coworker who is Dutch >we both need to go to the same project the next day >offer to drive and say I will pick him up >he says thanks and gives me his adress >the next day I drive over to his home >he isn't fully ready to leave yet but offers me to wait inside >he asks if I want a coffee >say sure because I didn't have my morning coffee yet >his wife makes me a coffee while he finishes getting ready >drive him to the project and drop him back of at his home in the evening >he says "thank you so much for driving anon!" >get home myself >hear a notification comming in on my phone >it is a 'tikkie' for 0.50 EUR from my Dutch colleague for the morning coffee I had at his place
Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:29:29 No.146551057 1713812614849717.png 1.49 MB PNG ITT: we pretend we're in Gotham Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:34:28 No.146555487 I was waiting at the bus stop and next thing I know Im at Batmans feet with a broken collar bone and three weeks missing. Turns out Mad Hatter put one of stupid hats on me when my back was turned. Work says theyve already filled my position and theres nothing they can do I hate this city I hate this city Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:36:40 No.146555501 I was blowing a dude in crime alley but his c--- tasted funny. Kinda... earthy? I looked up and it was Clayface. Called me a f-- and ran away laughing. 69 KB JPG
Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we're all horny and unhappy too you're not special you f------ weirdos New York Post @nypost- Apr 15 Tech exec predicts 'Al girlfriends' will create $1B business: 'Comfort at the end of the day' trib.al/XORAIML : Anonymous (ID: P3y3PZCt >talk to women ew weirdo >dont talk to women ew weirdo 11/16/24(Sat)11:35:50 No.488637069
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