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Anon struggles with his sexuality | /r/Greentext
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![File: 2EDE62B0-28BC-4B79-9513-0(...).png (42 KB, 600x727) O Anonymous 05/03/22(Tue)10:51:47 No.877438293 [Reply] >>877438994 >>877438485 >>877438539 > be me > 20yo kissless virgin > went to club > random 7/10 qt3.14 started throwing herself at me >I bought her drink and we kissed >I got contact so I wrote her the next day > she is incredibly nice to me, calling me "honey" > "No problem that you are a virgin honey, I will teach you" > mfw she is obsessed with me, writting me 24/7 > mfw she told me that I can do anything I want with her Ok anons so. Ehm. I am 100% sure she is not a man but can't she just be paid? I am a f------ loser what the f--- is wrong with her is she blind? I am so disapointed. What should I do? I am rly nervous](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/359/619/046.jpg "anon is self conscious | /r/Greentext")
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![File: 1681695227652384.jpg (313 KB, 1240x1754) Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon)10:48:28 No.36245138 [Reply] ► >>36245249 >create the the world and people living in it >set up a bunch of hidden rules, including that they worship you specifically >no one knows about them so everyone goes straight to hell where they get eternally tortured >finally decide that you'll tell people the hidden rules >but only tell your "chosen people" about it in various scattered books that incoherently rant about wizards >if you haven't heard of the hidden rules you get punished, if you heard about them but don't understand what some ranting about snakes and apples mean you get punished, if you break one of the self contradicting rules you get punished is god just a metaphor for women? it sounds like it to me, technically women create life, they have a bunch of hidden rules that they don't tell you but will punish you for not following them, even if you manage to hear the hidden rules that they told to someone else it's all incoherent gibberish that's impossible to follow Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon)10:53:53 No.36245168 >>36245176 See, you're speaking from your own ego because you're ignorant and retarded.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/686/949/869.png "Anon realizes the true nature of god | /r/Greentext")
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