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Anonymous 05/01/22(Sun)04:09:27 No.68444767 >be me >go to coffee shop >order a hot chocolate with marshmellows >overhear two women are talking at the other table >pick up programming words like "while loop" and "cpu" 64 KB JPG >I like programming stuff >approach their table confidently >"Hey guys, are you talking about programming?" >they look at me >I repeat myself >they kinda just nod, they don't continue whatever they were talking about, guess they don't think I will understand it >I tell them I'm a programmer (gestured at myself with my hands for emphasis) >one of them is like "sorry, we're talking about work" (paraphrasing) >they seem to be trying to get rid of me >I insist and ask her what their conversation was about >it takes a while but the other one is like "we were discussing blah blah [something about optimization]" >I have no idea what the f--- she just said, it didn't make any sense to me at all >change the topic quickly and ask what programming language she uses >she says it's C >I say "C is an old language, you should use something cooler like javascript" (that's what I'm learning) >they talk to each other quietly (I can't hear what they are saying) >one of them asks "anon, where do you work?" >I tell them I don't have job, I do programming as a hobby >the conversation doesn't continue >they leave a few minutes later Where did I do wrong?

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