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Anonymous 25 minutes ago 68359459 iSto the d--- cleaning system >be in highschool >arguing with my mom and siblings over cleaning system for the house toce >my mom and sisters leave their s--- all over the house and refuse to clean it up >my dad gets home and listens to the argument for a while >back in college my buddies and i figured out a pretty good cleaning system >everyone stops arguing and listens ock Stoc y Geft >we called it the d--- >every week a different person in the house would be 'the d---' >their job was to keep the house clean no matter what >someone left garbage on the table? >someone left dishes in the sink? >grab it all and throw it in their bed >literally scream at people and shoot them with a bb gun to get them clean up their own messes >one guy who made a lot of messes really didn't like the system so we kicked him out of the house and someone else moved in >when he was done with his story, my mom and sisters immediately went and cleaned up all their makeup products in the bathroom and the dishes they left all over the dinnertable and the kitchen >never left their s--- out again for fear of 'the d---' cleaning system getting implemented

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay
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