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Anonymous 25 minutes ago 68359459 iSto the d--- cleaning system >be in highschool >arguing with my mom and siblings over cleaning system for the house toce >my mom and sisters leave their s--- all over the house and refuse to clean it up >my dad gets home and listens to the argument for a while >back in college my buddies and i figured out a pretty good cleaning system >everyone stops arguing and listens ock Stoc y Geft >we called it the d--- >every week a different person in the house would be 'the d---' >their job was to keep the house clean no matter what >someone left garbage on the table? >someone left dishes in the sink? >grab it all and throw it in their bed >literally scream at people and shoot them with a bb gun to get them clean up their own messes >one guy who made a lot of messes really didn't like the system so we kicked him out of the house and someone else moved in >when he was done with his story, my mom and sisters immediately went and cleaned up all their makeup products in the bathroom and the dishes they left all over the dinnertable and the kitchen >never left their s--- out again for fear of 'the d---' cleaning system getting implemented

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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