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Anonymous 04/24/22(Sun)08:47:44 No.68352191 >with qt3.14 asian virgin gf for over a year, never have sex >get dumped over text the first day of my family vacation abroad >immediately brags about f------ other people, how she was in a "hormonal ass-f------ stage" >she tells me "even if I got back together with you, l'd NEVER have sex with you!" 669 KB PNG >fast forward a few years >get barrage of emails and messages from her, saying she wants her best friend back (me) >she says she's diving back into the depths for the keys she threw away >says she's grateful to have been able to live life knowing she got to treasure someone the way she did me >says she doesn't know how to quit hoping for something between us >says that she never thought she'd be "in this situation this late in the game" >finally cave after stream of constant messages from her, have a few calls with her on Discord >"Sorry anon, my partner says I can't talk to you anymore" Are all women succubus c----?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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