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: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)13:56:47 No.68258405 >wake up >fart >it's wet and sliding down my leg >it's also Easter Sunday What did Jesus mean by this? 416 KB JPG

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: A751F58F-4372-4B0A-B166-EB45BEDC9B04.jpg (95 KB, 550x536) O Anonymous 04/18/22(Mon)12:25:33 No.876499665 [Reply] > >876500365 > be me, 19 year old balding male > ride your bicycle for the first time this spring > get out of breath, sit down at a bench in the sun > old guy sits down next to me > smalltalk.exe > "do you know my son matthias k., anon?" >i don't know him > "guess he's too young for you to know him, he's only 33" > "how old do you think i am?" > "around 40, anon"

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Anon works at a sperm bank | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/17/18(Wed)21:36:44 No.48760605 [Reply] >>48761214 >work at sperm bank >sneak and j--- into every white specimen collection i can find >every white infertile roastie that wants a baby now has a 50/50 chance of popping out a bronze baby >potentially ruined countless wh*Te marriages for the last 2 years >> Anonymous 10/17/18(Wed)22:16:55 No.48761214► File: 1510528657219.jpg (9 KB, 220x229) >>48760605 (OP) this would be a next level shitpost if real

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Anon gets his dream job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/10/20(Tue)15:42:49 No.60848025 >turn 23 next week >graduated college pre corona >got big plans for a career, send out applications to the top spots >family and friends wish me luck everyone is rooting for me >cut to now 18 KB JPG >my 8th month living at home >3 rejected applications >unemployment pay runs out soon >going to have to put real career on hold and pick up some other job this is not what i was promised. this is hands down the worst economic and social period ever i understand why suicides are spiking

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Anon has a questionable episode idea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/22(Mon)17:20:28 No.873563564 They should've made an episode where hank catches marie giving walt junior a b------ on the toilet 26 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/28/22(Mon)17:22:33 No.873563673 >but Hank, i'm just helping the poor kid get his rocks off >JESUS CHRIST MARIE, THEY'RE MINERALS

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Anon is a magician | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/18/22(Mon)07:14:39 No.876500905 hey check out this magic trick i can do >stay in bed all day >eat like s--- >don't exercise >don't talk to anyone >have no real hobbies 207 KB PNG Ta daaaa >l'm depressed

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Anon gets compliments | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me 04/18/22(Mon)07:04:56 No.68264448 >spergy >ugly >women hate me >become friends with a f-- >become familiar with his circle of f-- friends >f--- compliment my looks and 264 KB PNG personality >feel desired for the first time in my life >self confidence goes up thank you f------ 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/18/22(Mon)07:06:00 No.68264458 >>68264448 (OP) # u are welcome : Anonymous 04/18/22(Mon)07:06:17 No.68264464 you forgot the part where you got TOPPED by all of them

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: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)19:54:19 No.876483178 >be me >be male >have fat ass >dad always says that i have the right material to be a gay COPIUM 155 KB PNG prostitute >girls in class always grab my ass >"Wow anon your ass is so big!" >"Anon your ass looks like you got 2 bowls sticked to your bottom" >boys >"if i cant f--- anything, i would f--- you anon"

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Anon gonna die a virgin because of high standards and low awareness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)08:18:56 No.62001152 Anyone else probably gonna die a virgin because you refuse to settle for the fat/ugly easy girls? I'm just not even interested in anything less than a qt, or at least a chubby girl with sexy fat distribution and a decent face. 84 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)08:21:17 No.62001180 >>62001152 (OP) # >applies reverse logic >realises women will never settle for him 23 KB PNG tfw

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: Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)00:29:50 No.104521401 >Americans don't celebrate Easter because they don't want to hear about someone that recovered for free 88 KB GIF

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: Anonymous 07/23/19(Tue)09:51:29 No.53536268 >saving up a big s--- all morning >tell nurse I need my adult diaper changed >as soon as she opens up the diaper I blast out a load of s--- all Wiesthers 227 KB PNG over her >she screams and runs out of the room >l follow her yelling toastie roastie toastie roastie over and over while she tells her boss she's had it and she's quitting >keep laughing and shouting toastie roastie until my laughs turn into a coughing fit >have a heart attack and die

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