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![File: 363BB171-FC9C-47FF-8272-B(...).jpg (474 KB, 2121x1414) O Why is it I want to get a woman pregnant so bad? Anonymous 10/19/21(Tue)04:15:15 No.25127429 [Reply] ► >25127431 The thing I want to accomplish most badly in my idea before I die is getting a woman pregnant. It's not money or getting a job or travelling or being rich or famous. It's not even sex or having a gf. When I think about it the thing I desire the most is to make a woman pregnant. Why is this? Am I just a monkey that can't keep the evolutionary lizard part of my brain under control? I can't describe or articulate why I want that, it's just what I want. When i see a man with a pregnant partner I get immensely jealous. I don't even consider “men" who haven't made a woman pregnant to be non-virgins. If you only came inside a plastic Condom you're still a virgin. I have no desire at all to have sex with a woman in birth control Why is this? Am I an animal?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/315/718/27f.png "Anon wants to get a woman pregnant | /r/Greentext")
![most of you have weak mindsets i accidently got into a coke bender Anonymous 06/24/23(Sat)03:59:23 No.29201641 [Reply]► >>29201656 >>29203240 >>29203314 >tell wife i finish me drink and will come to bed >reminded i still have coke in my wallet >take lines between shots of vodka >only 2 hours before kids wake up guys, my wife know that i kinda do that stuff once every month when im out with friends but never at home. i did so much coke and am full off energie. the sun is almost coming up and i have to go upstairs not to and hope she does not get angry. what do i do?? ☐ Anonymous 06/24/23(Sat)04:01:56 No.29201656 ► >>29201700 >>29201641 (OP) What will happen if you just be honest? Anonymous 06/24/23(Sat)04:15:03 No.29201700 ► >>29203240 >>29201656 she will nag the whole day. im just going to lie in bed and pretend nothing happend](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/611/285/e18.png "Anon is a responsible father | /r/Greentext")
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