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: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)09:48:27 No.876079573 >have to take out trash and walk the dogs >normally take the dogs out the back door >trash is out the front door >take the dogs out the front door >take the trash out >walk dogs >go around the house to the back door >it is locked 478 KВ PNG >freak out >think someone slipped in while I was rolling the trash can and locked me out >panic for five solid minutes before I realize I just went out the other door

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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4chan thinks anon is sad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:26:22 No.876074733 >Be me >Find an absolute 11/10 woman >Never seen a woman as good looking as her >Find out she has OF >Anti-OF, but make an account just for her and sub to her 15 KB PNG >Tip her good amounts and talk to her >Slowly start talking to her on a regular basis >We become comfortable and she shares details of herself, including the college she goes to. ffw couple months >Lose job >Can't maintain my subscription anymore >She tells me she won't do it for free >I have all her content and information about her >Tell her if she doesn't l'll send her content to her school and family >Panic.jpeg >Doesn't respond, deletes OF, and every social media she has >mfw i got a thot off of OF She was probably making good money too. : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:27:49 No.876074802 >>876074733 (OP)_# Get a life, loser. >>876076856 # : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:30:46 No.876074923 >>876074733 (OP) # Your life is sadder than that of an OnlyFans thot, I want you to think about that before you go to sleep tonight : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:30:50 No.876074927 >>876074733 (OP) # Jesus this is sad : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:33:33 No.876075056 this looks like something reddit would write but they were too scared so they posted it here and screencapped to post on reddit : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:36:29 No.876075188 >>876074733 (OP) # Include me in the screenshot f----- : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:41:22 No.876075411 >>876074733 (OP) # >Find an absolute 11/10 woman >Find You are unspeakably creepy >>876075611 # : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:44:34 No.876075525 >Find an absolute 11/10 woman >r--- her face because she'll like it >fart on /b/ poster #876075411 : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:45:14 No.876075547 You should still tell the family Imao >>876075590 # : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:46:21 No.876075590 >>876075547 # This.

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Anon likes girls in heels | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:22:50 No.68171795 >be me >not tall but not short >average looking >get matches on dating apps here and there >they're always a few inches shorter than me 349 KB JPG >no foot fetish, but think it's sexy when girls wear heels >when I'm chatting with a match, I usually mention heels being sexy >gets the conversation from friendly to playful banter >almost all the girls I get a date with show up in heels >makes them the same height as me >every time I message a girl after a date she says she "didn't feel a connection" Am I cucking myself by trying to get a girl to wear heels on our date?

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Anon discovered fire | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:38:31 No.66294144 What if I pedal the stationary bike with my hands? 21 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:39:12 No.66294152 >>66294144 (OP) # you don't burn kcal, you gain some : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)13:05:54 No.66294839 >>66294144 (OP) # Why would you do this? >>66294848 # : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)13:06:59 No.66294848 >>66294839 # The man here is discovering fire and you ask him why

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OP's son asks some important questions. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/09/16(Mon)10:55:06 No.683441433 >>683436679 # "dad, why do you have a frog on a unicycle tattooed on your leg?" "well son, it was a popular meme for a few months in 2016" "what's a meme?" "well, it was the internet version of a circle-jerk, son" "f------ kill yourself, dad.."

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Anon made a prediction (stolen from an old post) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: /PKXCIT2 02/26/22(Sat)10:20:50 No.363537891 >apparently Ukranians are killing Russians left and right Avengers style >taking out thousands tanks a day >Ghost and Iron Man of Kiev Man, retards are going to be really shocked when in a week Ukraine ends 2 KB PNG up as another oblast in Russia

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Anon doesn't know her usual | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)02:27:44 No.17665250 2len Fischman What was the worst night you THIS IS LITERALLY THE F----- SIGN AT THE PIE SHOP ever had as a chef in the Kitchen? 28 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)02:42:16 No.17665290 : Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)02:49:40 No.17665327 Not quite kitchen work but: >Just after college >Work at coffee shop so I can get money handling experience for clerical work for a basic bitch government job >High power lawyer boss babe 40 KB JPG walks in >Asks me for "the usual" >IDK what that is >She's offended that IDK what that is >She never comes back >Co-workers are p----- at me because she tipped really well >MFW she was like my 3rd customer on my first day of my first food service job >>17665350 # >>17665375 # >>17665454 # >>17665550 # >>17666646 # >>17668447 # >>17674500 # >>17675108 #

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: SlmnRW0h 10/02/21(Sat)22:47:33 No.341853162 Tilt-turn-windows-arrows-700x311.jpg| 25 KB JPG This puzzles, confuses, and enrages the American : Anonymous (ID: JDRDIna6 10/02/21(Sat)22:48:29 No.341853252 >>341853162(OP)_# What the f--- >>341853405 # >>341854838 # >>341856774 #

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I don't even know what to title this | /r/Greentext

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Anon sees antisemitism everywhere | /r/Greentext

* Anonymous (ID: Zk/Dn5nF ) A 08/28/21(Sat)20:06:09 No.336617480 WITH EWE S. YOU LOSE! Zootopia With Ewes you Lose.jpg 758 KB JPG >>336601926 (OP) # Zootopia, the tale of a brave cop who exposes a Ewish conspiracy to flood the ghettos with drugs and incite a race war so the Ewes can seize power behind the scenes. Not even joking, that's the plot of the film.

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anon pulls an all nighter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)20:21:35 No.68162915 >Notice at 9pm I have a speech and 12 page essay due the next day worth 30% of my grade >Pull an all nighter trying to scramble something together >End up with an 8 page essay and an incomprehensible speech >Go to class >Been up for 36 hours, can't even think >Have an anxiety attack, hide in the back of the class so the professor doesn't notice me >Manage to never get called on >Gaslight the professor and say I was there the whole time and she never called me so I want some kind of way to make up the grade >End up just getting a pity C in the class >Stay up another 12 hours before finally crashing

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Anon has a water melon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: GKaNVGpd ) 02/26/14(Wed)21:05:52 UTC-8 >be 20 >heard you can f--- watermelons >buys personal watermelon >cuts a round hole >starts f------ watermelon >took like 40mins >not much better than fapping >felt shame >buried melon in a shallow grave >come summer time melons grew in the backyard >family eats them >"you don't want any melon anon?" >no Never had watermelon since

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anon plays chess | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:23:53 No.876080450 M4RS4L (998) * III 8 Capture.jpg 5 KB JPG >play chess against bri'ish f----- >make huge blunder >he sends :/ emoji to rub it in COMEBACK TIME >make huge comeback >send :/ at him 5 times >spam BO'OH O WO'AH 15 times SUCK MY D--- UK YOU FAT W---- IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU AT CHESS!!! THIS IS WHY WE WON THE REVOLUTION!!!

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