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: Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)11:07:33 No.876035736 > be me > fresh out of college, land dream job with a massive salary > also have mild anxiety and sometimes random intrusive thoughts > life is pretty good overall > laying in bed one night 37 KB JPG > ring ring it's an intrusive thought > "what if you said a racial slur in a meeting. just like totally out of the blue" >whatthefuckbrain.png > don't use slurs in casual conversation at all > have 0 desire to do this > now it's in my head though > every meeting since, I worry that I'm going to just randomly say a racial slur for no reason > fast forward a few weeks, forget about it > morning meeting, I'm presenting a document to literally 60 people > out of nowhere, brain lights up like a pinball machine > literally my brain is just spamming “n*gger" on repeat > f--- f--- f--- f--- f--- > try to focus > "So, as you guys can see from this n*gger document" >oh my god I just said it >I quickly say the first thing that comes to mind > "So sorry about that...I have Tourette's" > It f------ works > "It's alright Anon, it's out of your control and we try to promote inclusivity here. Just do your best." > everyone at my company thinks I have Tourette's now > every few days now, I randomly have to yell some slur or curse word to keep up the act > mfw I don't have Tourette's > mfw l'm just a f------ autist

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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