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>> O Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)12:55:44 No.875727537 File: 72C05B6D-C5DA-472C-B620-F(...).jpg (33 KB, 474x474) >>875727843 >After a few days of living with us she was comfortable walking around the house in nothing but her panties and a mini shirt >she would joke about how she should take care of us all for letting her stay and was flirting like a m----------- >that weekend she was working and we all went out, the club she was working as a hostess at was too fancy for us but we went clubbing and then returned home for kick ons >she messaged us a video from her bar before clocking of telling us she would bring home bottles >she brought home many bottles of jagermeister because her bar had had a promotional event >she started making us cocktails and dancing around drunk flirtatious >my room mate asked her if she wasn't hoot in her bar out fit and she straight up stripped down to her panties as though he had ordered her. O Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)13:07:34 No.875727843 File: A5DC7532-304C-4004-A59A-9...).jpg (430 KB, 989x2166) >>875727537 >she got us to do shots from her belly button and was giggling as some of us got touchy with her >she sat back into my lap giving me a cheeky lap dance infront of everyone and she let me undo her bar and got her t--- out >she made us more cocktails serving them topless and one of my house mates asked if he could Do a shot of her belly button again >she layed down but before pouring the shot she pulled down her panties >within moments on house mate had his c--- in her mouth and another was between her legs f------ her raw >we took turns f------ her until the morning and I bent her over and ass f----- her while my house mate face f----- her >she passed out full of c-- on the couch >in the morning she made us all a vegan breakfast This was the first week and she ended up staying nearly a month

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: 7ADB6203-34E4-4815-871F-4(...).jpg (60 KB, 523x568) O Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)11:47:01 No.875725611 [Reply] D>>875726941 >>875726994 >>875727512 >be me today >in car at lunch hanging with friends >one friend brings up how he spends alot of his time CAN SPOR here >i say "yeah, i'm always on /b/" >friend shouts "YOU'RE A /B/TARD?" >we dap each other up at the newfound realization that we are both profoundly retarded this just brought us alot closer together bros.

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File: samus-confused.png (219 KB, 358x372) O Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)12:29:52 No.875726856 [Reply] >>875727838 >be older (like 30s and s---) >turned into more of a ? crybaby with age >just can't even with life ? anymore >don't even have the energy to get mad like I used to >just cry instead when something goes arong >for some reason this endearing to women ?

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: Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)18:57:42 No.857446821 >be me, 28 year old Texas f-- >live in Corpus Christi >love it here but city has a bad homeless problem >get sick of it and take matters into my own hands 272 KB JPG >last week find a hobo walking through grocery store parking lot in morning >strike up conversation and befriend him >offer to pay him $200 if he helps me move furniture out of my house in Austin >he agrees >l don't have house in Austin >we go to Austin, ~4 hour drive >he gets out to use bathroom in gas station in random ghetto >I leave him and drive back to corpus Is relocating the homeless to s--- cities the answer we've been looking for? I think next weekend I'm gonna pick up 3 hobos and leave them in Dallas

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: Anonymous 11/11/21(Thu)16:30:14 No.159019347 the last airbender.png 356 KB PNG >Show up in film industry when nobody was asking for you >Become highest grossing film of all time >Promise a million sequels and deliver zero >Leave >Show up a decade later just to cuck Marvel out of getting highest grossing movie >Leave again >Nobody remembers a single line of dialogue

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: Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)20:07:25 No.875707823 Hey guys, there's this really cool website I found. It's called 4chan. You're gonna love it. https://www.4chan.org/ 802 KB GIF 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)20:10:02 No.875707947 >>875707823 (OP) # I don't like it.

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