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: Anonymous 01/15/20(Wed)06:19:34 No.818514482 >the year is 2096 >getting ready for my date at the cyberbar >dress up in formal, carbon-neutral datewear >leave apartment and lock door with microchip implant >hop in old Tesla Model Z >arrive at location in 2 minutes because 358 KB PNG optimized autonomous traffic >walk up to date, who I met on atheistconnect.net >cyber-visor blocking 90% of their face >"Consent to send sound data to you?" >granted >identifies themself as an organic cis-gendered macro- anion >hot >buy her a drink of vegan, flavored amino acids and vitamins >she tells me her hobbies are designing VR houses and going outside >tell her I collect old, forgotten bitcoin hashes >Ask her if she wants to leave and head back to my place >"consent confirmed" >immediately we start eating each other's ass as foreplay >things start getting heavy >she sticks her cyberclit in my prostate >l orgasm 27 times before she halts the program >we upload our consciousness to a computer so we can experience sex as 29 different alien lifeforms >exit virtual reality >"I had a really Elon time with you, anon." >leaves and never hear from her again The future is f------ awesome

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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