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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon somehow managed to go to the gym before the start of covid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)07:20:53 No.58663104 > looking for a new gym > ask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe > she doesn't understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringe > she laughs and says "it's a good gym 23 KB JPG sir" > buy a membership > its cringe

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Anon posts on reddit | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 11/19/18(Mon)22:25:23 No.785321488 >Be me >Be 12 year old in medieval time >Drunk Father beats me daily >Hate older brothers too >Hear rumor that if you live to 30 and remain a virgin you become a 494 KB GIF wizard >Run away from home at 16 >Become hermit in woods >Life is ok, I mostly hunt and try to survive >Eventually lose track of time >Sleeping peacefully one night when start to feel weird >Get roused awake and as it becomes midnight I feel magic begin to course through my veins >Instantly get robe and beard >Mfw

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anon likes spongebob | /r/Greentext

>Be me in army >mandatory in my s----- country >first time we noob soldiers fire our guns >we lay in the ground and get ready 108 KB JPG >drill instructor yells "are you ready?" >i yell back "ai ai captain" >random guy two rows away yells "i cant hear you" >drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him >i yell again "O0000000" >random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter ( the target was 300 meter away) >dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor >we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving >i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week

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Anon has a classmate with ADHD | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)06:49:04 No.875305328 >be me >4th grade >old ass teacher lady is teaching >kid next to me won't stfu >he's got like ADHD on crack >teacher: "Please be quiet." x20 >kid is still talking and getting louder >teacher is getting visibly red, but still 57 KB JPG being semi polite. >kids starts dancing in his chair and singing some song at the top of his lungs. >teacher snaps >she grabs him by the shoulders and shakes him. >she's starts screaming: " DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!" >She repeats that like 3 times, shaking him pretty hard. >other kids start crying. >ADHD kid is white as a sheet. >teacher goes back to teaching like nothing happened. >next day we have substitute >next 2 weeks parents, counselors, principal, vice principal, and superintendent are interviewing kids about what happened. >never see teacher again. >12 years later >ADHD kid is convicted of murder and on the run from the law.

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Why yes, I am a Millenial. How could you tell? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: RbCr6kj+ ) 02/22/21(Mon)20:57:05 No.29440241 >You have 10 seconds to be as millennial as possible. 72 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 5q1RlmEk 02/22/21(Mon)20:58:52 No.29440372 >>29440241 (OP) # >Sol was sucking my girlfriend's c--- and it reminded me of an IPA I had the other day. >>29440554 # >>29440638 # >>29440718 # >>29440722 # >>29440814 # >>29441291 # >>29442639 # >>29442675 # >>29443626 # >>29449393 #

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anon receives destructive advice | /r/Greentext

File: 1647551719970.jpg (58 KB, 544x549) Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)14:24:06 No.67980546 [Reply] >wake up >need to be in school in 30mins >think about what i need to do this morning >pack lunch, bring bag, dont forget keys >think about how i remembered to lock the house when i leave >think about how im driving to school corner by corner >fall asleep again thinking i went to school. >wake up 2 hours later in panic w-- bros >> Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)14:28:42 No.67980569 His smile and optimism: gone. drop out, school is ass

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Anon doesn’t trust women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)04:32:37 No.875296649 >be me 15m >smoking weed with some friends and this girl I like at a park >walking back to her house and it's just me and her ahead of everyone else >she randomly says hold my hand >mfw instant boner cuz that's the only 8 KB JPG female contact I've ever had >mfw the next morning she says she did is cuz she was high and she has no feelings towards me >mfw l'm 19 now, still think about it, and never trust a single girl again

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Anon is a narc | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/19(Sun)18:11:27 No.797398096 >normie roommate goes outside with his friends every night to smoke weed behind the dorm >comes back stinking every single night with bloodshot eyes and stupid >it f------ stinks 49 KB JPG >stoner friends keep coming around >wait until he leaves for class >go in his desk and see a bag of marijuana >call campus security >he gets kicked out of the dorms (but NOT out of school) >everyone on the floor is p----- at me, blocked/unfriended me on all social media >someone wrote "narc" on my the whiteboard on my door How am I in the wrong? We shared a room and him having pot in there could get ME in trouble. Why should I take that risk just because he wants to get le epic high with his normie friends and roasties all the time? How do I convince people l'm the good guy here? 45 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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anon gets bullied | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)11:57:36 No.62506129 Anyone got any good stories there parents told them about high school? I'll go first. >mom tells me about this asian kid in her school 243 KB JPG >he was a very quiet and nice kid, never hurt a fly >group of people always bully him >kid never talked or tried to fight back >they continued to bully the kid for weeks >one day they spit gum in his hair >kid gets up and leaves to use bathroom and to make a phone call >fast forward to after school >my mom and her brother are outside talking >kid is getting bullied >van pulls up and kid laughs >group of asian's get out of van >few have baseball bat's >start beating on the guys in the group as the girls scream >few girls try and stop the asians but they get bitch slapped or elbowed in the face >mom says that her and her brother just watched with there jaws dropped >guy bullies lay on floor while girls continue to scream and cry >van drives away with the group of asians >asian kid never got bullied >yakuza 1, bullies 0

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anon understands Elden Ring | /r/Greentext

1648425840382.jpg 860 KB JPG >>593658513 # >>593658742 # >>593658815 # Anonymous03/29/22(Tue)07:08:16 No.593658742 No.593658675 >>593658637 # Good God I thought the horse was his c---

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Anon had enough | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/09/18(Wed)11:42:15 No.768107863 >be me, middle school >Someone starts a rumor that I have a crush on bitchy girl, Lana, in my homeroom >I didn't. She was hot but was just the f------ worst personality-wise >She finds out >"Ew that dork? I would never!" >I didn't even like her but that's cold >Get teased for a few weeks about it >Finally had enough >Point out that her name spelled backwards is "a---" >That takes the heat off me and now everyone is calling her a--- >She moved to another school after 8th grade but we called her a--- for the rest of middle school

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Anon fought the law, and the law won. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/09/18(Mon)09:27:31 No.765381866 >be me >memelord at school >run a popular memepage with about 2.5K followers > also the d--- in school >lots of people who dislike me >post lots of school shooting 79 KB JPG memes Flash back to 2/14/17 >school shooting threat at school >get joking messages on snap asking if it was me Lol.jpg >only 45 people show up to school >spend day trying to find who did it Three days later >eating dinner >hear huge bangs on door >POLICE WE HAVE A WARRANT Wot.jpg >police knock down door >swat team busts in and puts me at gun point >MFW someone reported a meme of mine to the school >mfw the FBI and swat show up at house >mfw l'm arrested And all over a meme

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