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: Anonymous Pick ONE only 03/29/22(Tue)07:25:31 No.67975454 +2 inch taller +2 inch longer d--- +2 inch larger d--- +2 inch larger (frame of body) +2 inch bigger and larger hands +2 inch bigger and larger feet +2 inch bigger larger arms 32 KB JPG +2 inch bigger larger legs +2 lower octaves (voice) +2 inch larger bigger neck - permanent white skin - permanent tanned skin - permanent black skin green eyes - blue eyes - remove 75% of fat of love handles, gut, belly without loose skin - full head of hair - full thick beard $50,000 USD One night with the woman of your choice 37 Replies / 6 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)09:26:10 No.67976757 >>67975454 (OP) # I weigh like 350 pounds, that 75% of fat would make my life astronomically better. : Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)09:28:00 No.67976776 >>67975454 (OP) # $50k easily. I've accepted that I'm unattractive so just give me money. : Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)09:28:10 No.67976777 >>67975454 (OP) # 50k obviously

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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