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Anonymous 03/22/22(Tue)23:15:27 No.67895132 >have a boyfriend in high school and the first part of college >he's not very intimate >really have to push for kisses >never had sex >run into him >it's been four years >he's now the most flamboyant, effeminate, bold, make up clad gay man I have ever 128 KB JPG seen g-glad to know I was w-what it took for him to r-rr- realize

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)11:09:48 No.64453400 >be me >look for entry level jobs on the ads on the joblist site 1.73 MB PNG >"water tester" >"competitive salary" >you have to understand that I am stupid to the point of almost being mentally disabled >I show up thinking I'm going to taste test water >no >but my interviewer laughs and tells me l'm hilarious >I get a uniform and a schedule >all I have to do is put strips of paper into samples and record colors onto a pad of grid paper and then write a report >my job is so boring l'm literally posting on 4chan on company time

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Anon is not a gamer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)10:38:56 No.543918975 >sit down to watch my boyfriend play >its a dark souls like type game >he dies >he activates a god mode one hit 230 KB JPG kill cheat i'm dating a little bitch and i hate it

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Anon chews 5gum | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous 02/15/15(Sun)02:51:58 No.21821843 File: FeelinGood.png (5 KB, 645x773) >>21821857 >>21821864 >>21821869 >>21823011 >Be me >19 yo, 6/10 >Go out for Valentines Day with bestie of 3 years >9/10 >It's technically a date >Dinner and 50 Shades of S--- >Get ice cream afterwards >Give her a glass flower I bought earlier in the month >She loves it and we go for a walk >PULL OUT 5GUM: TRUTH OR DARE, pack >Her wrapper says to take a selfie with eyes closed >She does >l read mine It says to ask the most beautiful person in the room for a kiss >We laugh it off but I remember the glass flower base has a mirror on the bottom side Where's the most beautiful girl at tho? >Look at the mirrored base Oh look I found her! >Show her the mirrored base of the flower >We smile and kiss for the first time ever >She reads her the other part of her wrapper >"What's the most romantic moment you've shared with the person next you?" >"This one right now" >mfw how it feels to chew 5gum

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Anon comes out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous She knows 12/03/21(Fri)22:30:24 No.23437507 images (1).jpg 7 KB JPG >come out as bi to mom >she is surprised but supportive >asks a lot of questions >asks if I'm a top or a bottom > I don't answer for a sec and nervously say that it's private >She knows that I'm a bottom:|

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Anon is a movie critic: 2.0 | /r/Greentext

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Anon theorizes why Greek women are hairy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: WeZpTtVG ) B Hairy greek women 03/20/22(Sun)15:51:56 No.368333466 Do women in your countries also have hair in their arms or is it greek genes? I remember having a high school crush, total qt, and then she pulled her sleeve and her arms were hairy like a bear's. Been wondering if this is the case for other women in the globe ever since 116 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: PYCX2THq ) I1 03/20/22(Sun)16:17:27 No.368337780 >>368333466 (OP) # Greek women got hairy arms so they'd be mistaken for young boys. They were more likely to reproduce that way. >>368339023 # >>368340358 # >>368342213 #

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surprisingly wholesome | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/22/22(Tue)08:27:56 No.17586928 >no matter how i do it my stew never tastes as good as my mother's what was the secret ingredient? MSG? 456 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/22/22(Tue)08:30:54 No.17586939 >>17586928 (OP) # >what was the secret ingredient? Love >>17587510 # >>17587543 #

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Sensitive guys you have to perform emotional labor for | /r/Greentext

hannah @hanalyzed The dating pool for young women is literally - P--- addicts - "Sensitive" guys you have to perform constant emotional labour for - Narcissistic (if not sociopathic) gym bros - Emotionally distant manipulators - Performative "woke" men who still treat women like s--- Anonymous 07/22/20(Wed)23:38:22 No.96910896 So basically > Guys who post 4chan > Guys who post on reddit > Guys who post on instagram > Guys who post on linkedin > Guys who post on twitter >

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Anon discovers half sister | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/27/17(Fri)17:29:57 No.749317098 >>749315451 (OP) # >Вe me >Grow up with mom who abuses me, but still claims she loves me >Grow up as only child >Grow up not knowing dad >Time passes >Dad dies, never get to know him >Find out I have half sister, who's 18, I'm 12 >After all these years alone, I figure out I'm not >Mom knew, she never told me >Move in with grandma after huge fight >Eventually get my half sister's facebook by simply looking up her name >We actually look alike, dark hair, blue eyes, except I have a stronger jaw >She's a solid 9/10, not even lying >Send her one message >"Hi" >Weeks pass, she hasn't read it >Then one day, she reads it >I get so happy >But, she never responds >Get no contact from her for 6 1/2 years >Until one day she calls me You know what she asks for? Money.

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Anon talks about Ratatouille | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)13:45:11 No.123440443 gh.jpg 13 KB JPG >gets criticized once >f------ dies

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Anon plays League of Legends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/22/22(Tue)11:15:53 No.874881576 > be me > 4 years ago > 14 > every f-- in class is platinum in League and I am silver > "can I go out with you guys?" > "ofc no anon you are f------ silver" 14 KB JPG > started tryharding every day 5 hours of league, dont go out just only League > be me now > grandmaster Ivl 1000 > in new class guys also play League > they are all in gold/silver > “can I go to a party with u guys?" > "rather go home play League nerd anon" F-- them actually they are assholes I go home to play League. No need to say that I am KHHV |

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Anon is an Iron bro | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)22:46:11 No.874551469 E65F7D80-2A24-4AC4-9D1C-9786FD6A81F3.jpg 15 KB JPG Walking home today some f----- bumped into me and instantly started talking s--- about aluminum being the best metal. I tried to remain calm and explain to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like "rust" and I lost it. Punched him right in his aluminum-loving f--- face. I hate aluminum so goddamn much.

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