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: Anonymous Everyone ends up leaving me 03/17/22(Thu)20:34:18 No.67825659 >mother abandons me at 5 >dad abandons me at 12 >grandma dies at 17 >friends all move on and stop talking to me after high school >online friends all end up ghosting 1.06 MB PNG me >meet one lonely girl a year ago online, just as friends >become very close >she makes a post on a dating subreddit 2 weeks ago >ghosted me since, i suppose she was just using me for attention and now she found a boyfriend Back to square one for me. I'm just a ghost, an invisible guy. 8 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Tables have been turned for Anon. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.26583677 10 hours ago How about a /devilish/ thread? >At uni >Girl calls me a loser >over the line >Find her facebook >She has a boyfriend >Everything is public >Perfect >Save her pictures, learn her interests >Make an okcupid account >Fill it out with her info >Interact with others a little >Make a fake Chad facebook account >Message her boyfriend >"Hey bro sorry to bring this up but I was on okcupid and I do google searches of my dates, found your gf on it. Thought I should let you know." >bf messages me back "wow dude thanks for telling me." >A few days later check her facebook >Relationship: Single. Who is the loser now?

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Anon’s have spoken | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)10:29:51 No.789716987 >ls a gamer >Helps working class people >Seems like a genuinely nice person to be around >Doesn't take corp. money 6 KB JPG >Sexy as hell what's not to like about our progressive gamer queen? : Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)10:31:27 No.789717088 she's a jew >>789717298 #

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anon doesn't care about poverty | /r/Greentext

Anonymous E 03/16/22(Wed)21:32:38 No.16145985 >>161459873 >>161459882 >>161459943 >>161460014 >>16146 >>161460686 >>161460862 >>161461789 >be poor >be depressed >be happy because mother loves me

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Anon meets tom cruise | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/17(Fri)13:36:40 No.81360206 img0465.jpg 248 KB JPG >>81355768 (OP) # sometimes i masturbate in bushes in a public park. one day i notice a person behing me. it was tom cruise. all he said was "proceed". i felt uncomfortable and took a picture and left. >>81360256 # >>81363748 # >>81368649 #

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Let's see Paul Allen's distortion of his own depicted character | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 03/08/22(Tue)12:26:02 No.164846763 D84D9F6D-79A1-48DE-B19C-0805A2610B08.jpg 22 KB JPG The fact that he's been memed to the point of being recognized by zoomers who have never seen the movie as the sigma male grindset rich guy instead of a serial killer is utterly poetic

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Anon is a shapeshifter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: C+k/HzuG ) 03/17/22(Thu)23:17:15 No.367735674 >be me >shill for Russia >hop thread 1 >shill for Ukraine >hop thread >shill for Russia >hop thread >shill for Ukraine 115 KB JPG Try and stop me

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Anon doesn’t know what’s going on | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/22(Thu)09:25:03 No.66872932 be me >student >have to present my project >30+ people in online meeting >start talking with my webcam off 118 KB PNG >teacher says open web >get anxious, start mumble rapping my project >cute girl in my class texts me in dm and tell me "it's gonna be ok anon, take a deep breath" >anxiety intesifies >keep mumble rapping >get decent mark >cute classmate dm again and tell me it was ok and she thinks my shyness is cute I think I'll pass out

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Anon can't cope. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)14:47:38 No.67821079 >My high school bully inherited his dad's corporation making millions a year for doing nothing, just telling others what to do, living in a big nice house while I have to work humiliating s--- jobs for s--- pay living in a small cramped apartment I can't pay off in years, always worried sick about my economy and job prospects, got myself into debt doing studies resulting in f------ nothing despite everyone telling me my 89 KB JPG future would be made H--------. How do I f------ deal with this. Please tell me he will get some chronic pain disorder or some s---.

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Anon is alone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: GmScW8ar ) + 03/17/20(Tue)09:34:04 No.248616757 For you, quarantine is isolation from the world, from your loved ones. For me, it's tuesday. 41 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon Makes a Presentation | /r/Greentext

> be me > in health class, have to make a powerpoint about why alcohol is bad 359 KB PNG > 12th grade so no one cares > presentation day comes along > no one has done any work > teacher opens up class file > one project > titled "alachol" > teacher walks out of room > mfw

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Anon is fitness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/15/18(Sun)09:38:15 No.46816647 >>46816493 (OP) # >always tired >always weak, shaky and nauseous >constantly chainsmoke to stay 30 KB PNG sane >eat 1 (one) small peasant meal every day because poor >lost 50 pounds in a few months >loose skin everywhere on my stomach >"wow anon you look really good! keep it up!"

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Anon is a WW2 enthusiast | /r/Greentext

>working in a high end restaurant >chef is hard ass german >decide to f--- with him >bartender brings up case of apple juice in cans, and leaves it in the kitchen >snag 3 cans from the case, and crank the oven to 500 >service starts >it's time >place cans of apple juice in the oven >they start to melt and contort, leaking apple juice into the inferno of an oven >chef walks into the kitchen >"VAT IS ZAT HISSING" >try to contain my laughter as k---- chef opens the oven door to see melting cans of juice >k---- chef starts yelling "WHY IZ ZE JEWZ IN ZE OVEN, TAKE ZE JEWZ OUT OF ZE OVEN >entire dining room can hear him >k---- chef never found out that it was me

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