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Anon has a mutant jaw | /r/Greentext
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![- File: I hate my life.jpg (153 KB, 935x827) I'm a fat aren't i? Anonymous 06/23/24(Sun)16:57:02 No.77928290 [Reply] >Be me >>779289272-77928941: >Theyhavenofuckingidea.png >He kisses me >Go to this club with friends >See this guy (yes, a guy) who looked like a f------ female, blonde hair, dressed kinda like a emo (who i actually have a huge kink about) EXTREMELY feminine face and light eyes (i didn't notice if they were blue or green) >Approach him (who i thought it was a she) >Told me he's a male, and he's actually gay >Totallyhornyasfuckidontcaretbh.jpg >Tell him i'm actually bisexual (i'm not) >He start to get flirty with me, and touchy. >While dancing, he starts to touch my d---. >My friends see all this scene, and give me a thumbs up. >Whisper in my ear that he wants "more" >Follow him, we went outside the club >We get in this parking lot, and he start to suck my d---. >It was f------ diamond. >He gives me a condom that he had in his pocket, and i start to pound his ass >A f------ nice ass, but then i remembered that it was a guy >I hate the idea that this... thing that i was f------ had a d---, so i think to myself that he's a female. >He actually moaned like a female, not even in a manly way >I c-- extreamly quickly >He chuckles, remove the condom and swallows all the c-- that there was in it, and he starts to clean up my d--- as well. >After finishing to clean it up, he kisses me, and he went away. (Not even in the club, just f------ vanished) >Went back in the club, my friends thinks that i've f----- a 10/10 female. >It was actually a male. I mean, it's not gay until you put a d--- in your ass right? I hate my life, i hate being f------ homy. 3 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/845/107/087.jpeg "Anon isn't gay | /r/Greentext")
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