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: Anonymous I am f------ unstoppable 03/11/22(Fri)10:31:35 No.65872122 >Be me >Hanging out with my friends, (three other guys, one girl) >Just got back from a restaurant >Whistling to myself as he walked >Strange looking guy comes to us with a hoodie 623 KB PNG >Pulls out a gun >"Gimme yo money, bitches" >My friends piss themselves, girl starts hyperventilating >Begin taking out s--- to give to this parasite >"And bitch" you, >He points the gun at me >l merely look down to the ground >"Yo money, BITCH! >Puts the gun up to my head, I don't even flinch >"Tell me, friendo, how many bullets have you got in that magazine >Guy looks at me with unease and confusion as I act 100% calm >"Because... if you're gonna shoot... you better not miss, chief." >Immediately I disarm his gun with a MMA move I learnt. >Then I tackle him to the ground >My friends are shaking, the girl is soaking wet >"You f----- with the wrong guy, friendo" >l snap his arm. >The police are called >I have sex with the girl this night Lifting is good, but you need to face death with a smile to call yourself a true man. : Anonymous 03/11/22(Fri)10:34:40 No.65872155 >>65872122 (OP) # >things that never happened >>65872184 # >>65873088 # >>65879769 # >>65880368 # >>65880566 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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