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: Anonymous 07/02/20(Thu)05:18:00 No.58910319 >be me, 380 pound bouncing baby boy >stumble out of bed at 3 in the afternoon >look in mirror at naked morbidly obese body, no clean underwear = no clothes for me today = no leaving my room today >waddle across a maze of piss bottles and s--- 27 KB JPG jugs to get to my computer >play vidya nonstop as the sun dips over the horizon, pausing only to munch on leftover chicken tendies in my mini fridge >scream at camping f------ at the top of my lungs. It's been years since mom gave up on asking me to stop yelling profanity at my computer >also been years since she's given up on telling me to get a job, go back to college, go on a diet, etc >it's midnight >hear knock on my door, mom mumbles something >can smell the alcohol in her breath from all the way over here >as her footsteps stumble away, I search floor for a pair of undies with the least amount of s--- stains and c-- crust >open the door, see a cake lying on the floor >"HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY ANON" >take cake inside, start munching on it >hear a muffled gunshot from mom's room >mfw this cake is delicious af

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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