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File: gx8yzpwb6zq11.png (530 KB, 610x444) Anonymous 03/06/22(Sun)00:49:07 No.873869852 >Be me, reclusive sperg >Consider myself nothing special, and take literally zero pride in anything >Try my best to be supportive understate my own abilities most of the time so people find me more approachable >Have GF of 3 years finally move in >Shes a casual gamer, while im more on the competitive side >She took some interest in Super Smash Bros Ultimate lately, and I was very happy I could finally smash with someone around >Try my best to go easy yon her, and show her the essentials >Let her beat me 2/3 of the time, so she doesn't quit, since she has a low frustration tolerance >Weeks pass, and she invites her friends over >We sit together and talk about this and that >"So, I heard Anonette is beating your ass in SSBU" >Im a bit irritated, but go with it "sure she is really good, I just showed her the game a short time ago." >She laughs almost hysterically >"So you were playing longer, and she is still better? Noob." >I brush it off, banter is no problem after all. >Days pass, and the SSBU thing becomes a running gag, and everyone brings it up whenever possible. >"Hey anon, did your wife smash you again?" >"Oh look, its the living punchingbag" >Start to feel uneasy, since it has a very nasty tone to it. >Ask my GF to cut it, and tell them to stop. >"LMAO, git gud noob." >enough.exe >Decide to show her. >Next time her friends are over, I ask for a round of smash: >Giggles and s--- "Sure you wanna do this? Don't cry later." >Deliberately pick jigglypuff, she can't play and considers trash >It's everyone against everyone. set stock to 5 >5/0 her in under 3 minutes, while leaving her friends alone >She looks puzzled >Her friends tell me to stop avoiding their every move >5/0 both of them as well >Ask if they want to go again. >They agree >I notice how they all try to gang up on me >to their demise, i picked Ganondorf >finish the whole match without losing a single stock again, having 15 KO's >GF doesn't play SSBU anymore.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)14:54:36 No.2114375 500 bucks says every single one of these "muscle girls" has been viciously r---- at least once in their life - but instead of seeking therapy, went the complete opposite direction and obsessively took to weightlifting (and most likely steroids) in an hilarious and vain proclamation that, "no man shall EVER r--- me, AGAIN!!!" >>2114379 # : Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)15:07:01 No.2114379 >>2114375 # Found the incel

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49m (3/5 13:44) · 67666940 13 Re · 2 Img · JPG · 42KB · (736 × 785) 1 Reply >woman cuts me off >her d------- daughter is sticking her tongue out at me from the passenger window >follow them home I do this every time a woman pisses me off in traffic and mark each one of their addresses in google maps for when i finally snap. I make it very obvious that I'm following them and hope it makes them uncomfortable. Anyone else do this? •..

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File: 1646079901003.png (238 KB, 720x700) O Is this normal? Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)02:41:28 No.25966899 [Reply] >>25970582 >Cuddling with gf on couch and watching the strain >Pause movie and tell her I need to pee >Sit down on toilet >Gf barges in >Where did you go anon? >Plays with my pp and makes funny noises >Tell her she needs to stop otherwise I will pee in her hand >She stops >I pee >She kisses me while I urinate >Anon we are like an old couple >I love you anon Is this normal? Are all girls this clingy?

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: Anonymous (ID: ePqWFm6K but pol told me muh zootopia i...) 09/27/19(Fri)17:47:12 No.228004128 >watch zootopia with gf >she says that nick and judy look f------ hot with each other >uh okay lol? >check her browsing history >full of degenerate furry s--- with female animals getting sodomized 238 KB JPG >we have sex later >she screams knot me you filthy fox >i can't stop crying from laughter >gf is serious mad how do i cure her from being a furry degenerate pol? : Anonymous (ID: J04GCVJU ) 09/27/19(Fri)17:50:37 No.228004435 >>228004128 (OP) # Buy a horse suit and just pretend to be an animal. S--- on the floor, break stuff, whatever your inner horse tell you

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: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)13:44:52 No.873837665 41 >Be me, in relationship with woman C for nearly 6 years at this point (we're both 21). >Get into argument about lack of sexual attention which results in her asking for space, says she's 839 KB PNG thinking about ending the relationship >I can't stop thinking about it, no matter what >Everything else in life has become less fun, I can't do anything without thinking about it. None of my games or friends really make me happy like they used to before this. I'm pretty healthy usually with how I balance life and relationship, but everything here is getting worse and worse because of how this makes me feel. >Have started sleeping through classes and have lost all motivation >She agrees to meet with me in person to talk about how she feels >l don't know if she wants to continue the relationship or not. >l move my flight back to hometown from school back for the 7th as opposed to the 13th so we can try to meet sooner. >Says she can't because of school >Offer to do her work for her if she just sends me the prompts so we can meet up sooner on my birthday (the 8th) >She says no because she doesn't need help >When I ask her to meet me on the 8th then she says she can't due to work, and that she doesn't need my help with the work. >Tell her how this is making me depressed and I would appreciate it if she would help and just see me on my birthday so we can talk. No sex or anything, just want to talk. >She says no Rewind to the beginning of the relationship, I was constantly there for her when she was anxious. She was self harming and I helped get her into and through therapy with a therapist. Several nights I would stay up and not sleep before exams, or even skip them because I wanted to comfort her. Now whenever I bring that up I get told that she hates when I bring up the past, as if what I did had no meaning or impact. This is the first time in 6 years I have ever felt this vulnerable, anxious, frustrated, angry, or depressed. This woman has been nothing but sweet to me for... 143 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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File: 542789bad276a.image.jpg (81 KB, 1200x749) O Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)06:40:20 No.873824681 >>873825249 >>873825322 >>873825483 >>873826201 >>873826982 >2873827216 >switch on turn signal >car behind me immediately starts riding my bumper >as i make my turn >HO00000000000000ONK >why are people like this 0 00 OFF OFF

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File: gx8yzpwb6zq11.png (530 KB, 610x444) Anonymous 03/06/22(Sun)00:49:07 No.873869852 >Be me, reclusive sperg >Consider myself nothing special, and take literally zero pride in anything >Try my best to be supportive understate my own abilities most of the time so people find me more approachable >Have GF of 3 years finally move in >Shes a casual gamer, while im more on the competitive side >She took some interest in Super Smash Bros Ultimate lately, and I was very happy I could finally smash with someone around >Try my best to go easy yon her, and show her the essentials >Let her beat me 2/3 of the time, so she doesn't quit, since she has a low frustration tolerance >Weeks pass, and she invites her friends over >We sit together and talk about this and that >"So, I heard Anonette is beating your ass in SSBU" >Im a bit irritated, but go with it "sure she is really good, I just showed her the game a short time ago." >She laughs almost hysterically >"So you were playing longer, and she is still better? Noob." >I brush it off, banter is no problem after all. >Days pass, and the SSBU thing becomes a running gag, and everyone brings it up whenever possible. >"Hey anon, did your wife smash you again?" >"Oh look, its the living punchingbag" >Start to feel uneasy, since it has a very nasty tone to it. >Ask my GF to cut it, and tell them to stop. >"LMAO, git gud noob." >enough.exe >Decide to show her. >Next time her friends are over, I ask for a round of smash: >Giggles and s--- "Sure you wanna do this? Don't cry later." >Deliberately pick jigglypuff, she can't play and considers trash >It's everyone against everyone. set stock to 5 >5/0 her in under 3 minutes, while leaving her friends alone >She looks puzzled >Her friends tell me to stop avoiding their every move >5/0 both of them as well >Ask if they want to go again. >They agree >I notice how they all try to gang up on me >to their demise, i picked Ganondorf >finish the whole match without losing a single stock again, having 15 KO's >GF doesn't play SSBU anymore.

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