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File: gx8yzpwb6zq11.png (530 KB, 610x444) Anonymous 03/06/22(Sun)00:49:07 No.873869852 >Be me, reclusive sperg >Consider myself nothing special, and take literally zero pride in anything >Try my best to be supportive understate my own abilities most of the time so people find me more approachable >Have GF of 3 years finally move in >Shes a casual gamer, while im more on the competitive side >She took some interest in Super Smash Bros Ultimate lately, and I was very happy I could finally smash with someone around >Try my best to go easy yon her, and show her the essentials >Let her beat me 2/3 of the time, so she doesn't quit, since she has a low frustration tolerance >Weeks pass, and she invites her friends over >We sit together and talk about this and that >"So, I heard Anonette is beating your ass in SSBU" >Im a bit irritated, but go with it "sure she is really good, I just showed her the game a short time ago." >She laughs almost hysterically >"So you were playing longer, and she is still better? Noob." >I brush it off, banter is no problem after all. >Days pass, and the SSBU thing becomes a running gag, and everyone brings it up whenever possible. >"Hey anon, did your wife smash you again?" >"Oh look, its the living punchingbag" >Start to feel uneasy, since it has a very nasty tone to it. >Ask my GF to cut it, and tell them to stop. >"LMAO, git gud noob." >enough.exe >Decide to show her. >Next time her friends are over, I ask for a round of smash: >Giggles and s--- "Sure you wanna do this? Don't cry later." >Deliberately pick jigglypuff, she can't play and considers trash >It's everyone against everyone. set stock to 5 >5/0 her in under 3 minutes, while leaving her friends alone >She looks puzzled >Her friends tell me to stop avoiding their every move >5/0 both of them as well >Ask if they want to go again. >They agree >I notice how they all try to gang up on me >to their demise, i picked Ganondorf >finish the whole match without losing a single stock again, having 15 KO's >GF doesn't play SSBU anymore.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: 1646079901003.png (238 KB, 720x700) O Is this normal? Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)02:41:28 No.25966899 [Reply] >>25970582 >Cuddling with gf on couch and watching the strain >Pause movie and tell her I need to pee >Sit down on toilet >Gf barges in >Where did you go anon? >Plays with my pp and makes funny noises >Tell her she needs to stop otherwise I will pee in her hand >She stops >I pee >She kisses me while I urinate >Anon we are like an old couple >I love you anon Is this normal? Are all girls this clingy?

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