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Anon is gonna go to Ukraine | /r/Greentext
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![Gifted Kid Syndrome Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)10:55:26 No.67530296 [Reply] > >>67532362 >>67532799 >>67532830 >>67532949 >>67533101 >be "talented and gifted" child >get constantly praised >never given a real challenge >fast forward to adulthood >massively inflated expectations >no ability to do things that are actually difficult or time consuming Thanks education system for ruining my life.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/315/756/f07.png "tfw \"gifted\" | /r/Greentext")
![File: very tiredpepe.jpg (9 KB, 298x212) O Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)14:13:34 No.31096350 [Reply] >>31096635 >Gravity is real >the earth doesn't fall down > O Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)14:20:16 No.31096389 >>31096397 >>31096418 Physics bros: Supposing the Earth had a hollow cavity at its centre, and you could survive the temperature and pressure, would you stick to the walls of the cavity? Could you balance an object in midair, in the exact centre of the room?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/315/720/f03.jpg "Anon Cracked the Code | /r/Greentext")
![File: 363BB171-FC9C-47FF-8272-B(...).jpg (474 KB, 2121x1414) O Why is it I want to get a woman pregnant so bad? Anonymous 10/19/21(Tue)04:15:15 No.25127429 [Reply] ► >25127431 The thing I want to accomplish most badly in my idea before I die is getting a woman pregnant. It's not money or getting a job or travelling or being rich or famous. It's not even sex or having a gf. When I think about it the thing I desire the most is to make a woman pregnant. Why is this? Am I just a monkey that can't keep the evolutionary lizard part of my brain under control? I can't describe or articulate why I want that, it's just what I want. When i see a man with a pregnant partner I get immensely jealous. I don't even consider “men" who haven't made a woman pregnant to be non-virgins. If you only came inside a plastic Condom you're still a virgin. I have no desire at all to have sex with a woman in birth control Why is this? Am I an animal?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/315/718/27f.png "Anon wants to get a woman pregnant | /r/Greentext")
![I Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)16:55 No.4510074 [v] >>4510083 >>4510290 frustrated.png (24 KB, 600x600) iqdb google >at grocery store buying orange juice to go with my vodka >dad and his little daughter are in the same aisle >little girl is dressed like a slut, ass hanging out of tiny tiny shorts >her dad looks over and sees me leering at her are u mad?? >shoots me the dirtiest look ever >like i give a f---.png >buy my juice and go out to my car >see dad loading groceries on my way out of the lot >shout out my window "HEY MAN, YOUR DAUGHTER'S PRETTY SEXY!" >his face turns red and he shouts "SHE'S 10 YOU SICKO!" >i shout back "YEAH, 10 OUT OF 10, WOULD BANG!" >he starts running over to my car like he's gonna kick my ass >yeah right, like you're gonna catch a car on foot >lead him around the parking lot until he stops chasing me >drive away laughing my ass off >my visage at that time](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/315/717/7fa.jpg "Anon buys orange juyce | /r/Greentext")
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