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: Anonymous 09/21/18(Fri)13:36:49 No.780428621 >be me >be working as a slot machine tech in some casino >one night i got called because a guest has a problem with pic related >onmyway.jpg >the guest is an enormous black lady 326 KB JPG with sass smelling like baby powder >dressed all sexy even though she isnt >apparently she put in a 100$ bill and the machine did not process it for her to play >it actually happens sometimes so okay >tell her to move back so i can open the machine >*doesnt move* >"maam I need you to move so I can open the machine to verify if your bill is in here!" >"I told you i put it in there!!! Just gimme my money back!!!" >"i understand but i need to do some verifications before giving you 100$" >"are you calling me a theif??you think cuz im black im trying to rob you?!?" >ohhhboy.gif >call in my supervisor since its starting to get violent >supervisor is a cool black dude >we check the machine cashbox, there is no 100$ in it >"maam we're sorry but no 100$ was inserted in the machine in the last 2hours" >"you calling me a liar, you is a racist im no liar my father wuz a police officer blabla!!!" >black supervisor interrupts >"maam i worked with this guy for 10 years and i assure you he's not racist you just a broke ass n---- tryna hustle a couple bucks here today, so now get yo black ass out of here before i call security!" >she leaves with big eye like black women usually do >sup looks at me >"f------ n------" >black people hate n------ just as much as we do.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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