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Anonymous | 48980327 3 min. ago •.. >be me >went to my cousin's house to sleep there for a week as I'm in vacation >she's a 9 year old cutie, a very smart girl but sly as a fox >her mom is a teacher with lots of work to do and her father is non-existent so we 8.4 kB JPG spend most of our time alone you probably know where this is going >l'm a shy and super awkward guy unable to say "no" so she takes advantage of this and starts playing me >go through one week of taunting and teasing, being locked in a chest freezer, being kicked in the balls, being farted at, being mocked and ordered around, and listening to my cousin talking about how my face apparently looks like her p---- >l pretend to be bothered but I secretly enjoy it >be last night >get drunk, become a completely different person >get the urge to grope her ass >grope her ass >mfw she punches me in the face instead >mfw she tells her mother >mfw her mother tells my parents >mfw being belted by my father at age 19 1 REPLY 1 IMAGE REPLY Anonymous 48980355 O min. ago ... >>48980327 (OP) What in the f------ f--- is wrong with you 28.7 kB JPG

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.
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