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>be me in college in 90's >>l'm an old f-- >go to party at bros frat house >good music , lots of booze, hot girls start coming in from sorority next door >been talking to a few girls but cant get any to touch Weener , ..so go upstairs to sleep it off and cry myself to sleep >go in bros room, see sleepy girl >try to wake... nothing happens >she has big t------ >at this point in fukin diamonds >she laying face down so I turn her over slowly >when she rolls over her fukin t-- is basically out looking at me >l only have ne thing in mind at this point >i grabed the game boy she was laying on and beat Mario Land 2 in 1 and half hours >s--- was cash

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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