Anon borrows his mom’s vibrator | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

>Be me, 14 year old Anon >Already a degenerate coomer >See some p--- of girls putting vibrators in guys buttholes >I knew my mom had a vibrator, because I was also a big snoop >Brightldea.exe >I f--- myself with my mom's vibrator while I fap >Amazing. Love it. Do it all the time. Never wash it off >My mom starts getting sick. She is sick all the time >she is literally sick for months. I'm afraid she has cancer 64 KB JPG and is dying >Parents don't say anything to me, probably don't want me to worry >l'm finally able to eavesdrop. It turns out that my mom has been having vaginal infections the whole time >They are fecal infections. Her doctor thought she had a tiny rectovaginal fistula that was big enough for poop to leak into her vagina but not big enough to see on a scan. Doctor had never seen it before, but it was the only explanation the doctor could think of >I had to look up rectovaginal fistula. You should too. >l don't say anything. Next time they are out, I scrub the vibrator >The infections stopped >MFW I gave my mom a 5 month vaginal infection

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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