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![File. Uncle-Bens-Death-Spider-M.ipg (40 KB, 612x380) Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)17:54:15 No.79436536 >>79437262 >>79438649 >>79438655 >>79438700 >He was white, Peter. >All these years protesting the Civil Rights Act, and one of my own gets me >Was I wrong bay? >Uncle Ben-he-he looked Italian >Oh Peter, thank you. >[Uncle Ben dies smiling] Powerful stuff. Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)17:55:38 No.79436581 10/10](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/310/735/43d.jpg "Anon rewrites spiderman the right way | /r/Greentext")
![>>163536246 (OP). >White male ranger is tracking down a person the group is trying to find - kind of like Aragorn did in the 2 towers movie. >He was established previously as a good tracker and ranger >He's at the end of his ropes and can't follow the tracks >That's when diverse, female character number 4 appears, looks down on the ranger in visible disgust and instantly finds the correct trail, despite not having any previous experience as a tracker. >The whole group is praising her, as they keep walking, past the white male tracker, who looks down on the ground, disappointed in himself From this point on, him trying to track something becomes a running gag throughout the show, because literally everyone else (who is not white) can find what the group is looking for faster than him. >innocent family of black eleven peasants try to ride their cart through the city gate >overweight YT Guard with a southern accent asks for their registration >"you wouldn't be asking me this if I wasn't ELVEN" he declares in an extremely articulate voice >evil guard drags him from his cart and slams him on the ground while several more approach for the racial beating >his proud black lesbian wildcard don't-take-s----from-no-one daughter gets up to save her dad from racism >"no, my daughter! I'll survive this torment just and our ancestors have. We must endure as they did" >wide shot of a crowd of white women turning their heads away in shame His daughters name? Gil-Galad >>163536246 (OP). There will be at least one scene where a male, probably white, will act like a coward and say maybe they should give up or try to run away and a strong BIPOC woman will give a rousing speech that rally everyone to keep fighting. >there is a female wizard >[Insert Name here] the Yellow >she is way more powerful than Gandalf in every conceivable way >it remains unexplained why that is and why she was never mentioned before in the lore >she does sassy one-liners >group of sweaty Dwarf blacksmiths sit around a broken blade >"Our Guild of Smiths tried to reforge the Galdring for a generation and we simply failed, it can't be done..." >woman walks by and says: >"have you tried adding a sprinkle of Mithril during the smelting?" >they Dwarves do a comical head turn >hardcut to the reforged Sword in the hand of its rightful owner >a "clever" one liner about "why not use the eagles?" >>163536246 (OP) >two male knights starting kissing each other after winning a battle](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/310/684/bc7.png "Anons try to predict scenes from the LOTR show | /r/Greentext")
