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: Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)09:03:16 No.67040942 >drink 1.5l of water in one sitting >Have to piss a lot >Go to bed >Wake up having to piss in the morning, piss is still clear POPOV 339 KB PNG >Drink 1.5l of vodka and a mixer in one sitting >Piss maybe once or twice >Go to bed >Wake up, don't have to piss >Whatever piss that does come out is deep yellow How does this work? Where is my piss disappearing to? Are there piss goblins or something that steal my pee when I'm drunk?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay
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