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File: 1615102934985.png (115 KB, 640x646) Anonymous 02/05/22(Sat)20:29:00 No.872139250 >5 years ago >i just turned 16 >parents are having a birthday party for me >they want me to bake the cake >i say yes >start making cake >get random boner >im home alone so i dont even bother going to the bathroom >j------- in the kitchen >blow massive load into cake batter >pretend its egg whites and mix it in >bake my j--- cake for the party ffw to party >about 5-6 friends came over, one was a girl >all brought cool presents >i wanted to have cake quickly so people wouldnt notice the smell of baked semen >finally we get to the cake >somebody notices a weird smell >i say its just the stinky friend cause he came over >my parents start cutting slices of my signature c-- cake >my friends all take a bite >they like it, one even said the texture is impeccable >party continues like nothing happened >im never caught >now every time i call my friends jizzgarglers its the truth and that, fellow /b/tards is how to troll your friends

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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