Anon chews 5 gum | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

: Anonymous 10/07/18(Sun)22:59:29 No.781775753 >be me >19 yo 6/10 >Go out to movie with bestie of 3 years >9/10 >Its technically a date >Dinner and movie 5 KB PNG >Get ice cream afterwards >Give her a glass flower I bought earlier in the month >She loves it and we go for a walk >Pull out 5GUM:TRUTH OR DARE PACK >Her wrapper says take a selfie with eyes closed >She does >I read mine It says to ask the most beautiful person in the room to kiss >We laugh it off but u remember the glass flower base has a mirror on the bottom side Where's the most beautiful girl at though? >Look at the mirrored base Oh look I found her! >Showed her the mirrored base of the flower >We smile and kiss for the first time ever >She reads the other part of the wrapper >"What's the most romantic moment you've shared with the person next to you?" >"This one right now" >mfw how it feels to chew 5gum

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)21:56:15 No.754124819 > Back in 1th grade > Teacher ask to write my name > Draw a banana > Gets a F and public exposure I hate my life 13 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)21:58:23 No.754125046 >1th You deserve what you got op

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: Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)20:20:10 No.872048602 How do I sell one of my livers on the dark web? 41 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)20:28:27 No.872049007 >>872048602 (OP) # dont we just have one liver?? >>872049092 # >>872049115 # : Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)20:29:53 No.872049080 >>872048602(OP) # >one of my livers anon...im sorry to break it to you : Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)20:30:04 No.872049092 >>872049007 # Shush, dont ruin this.

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Anon is a chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/19/22(Wed)11:00:59 No.67059989 1635796847882.jpg 17 KB JPG >>67059001 (OP) # >get into an argument with someone >use a personal tragedy of theirs to make them really upset (ie: "Is [this opinion] why your mom killed herself?") >they stop arguing with me

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Anon is cucked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)22:47:43 No.872042631 >be me >have gf who i love so much >breaks up with me two weeks ago >says she just can't be in a relationship at the moment 11 KB JPG >needs to focus on herself >hurt immensely but i understand >look at the bright side, can focus entirely on myself now to0 >she still wants to be friends and at least get coffee sometimes >see her yesterday >she says shes seeing someone new >"idk it just happened out of nowhere anon" >pain.jpg >dont know what to say, just tell her i need to go home >so much pain How could she do this to me bros, why are women so evil? So much for wanting to focus on herself Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)22:49:59 No.872042731 >>872042631 (OP) # She lied to you ! F------ cuck ! Kill then both 45 KB JPG

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Anon gets vaccinated against the Coof | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)15:18:45 No.851455113 > Be me > Decide to get vaccine > Drive on over to the vaccination center in my town > as soon as I get there I notice a mob across the street > it's a group of anti-vacc retards 4 KB JPG chanting "Vaccines cause autism" and "COVID vaccine is a microchip" > think they are just a group of paranoid dipshits > proceed to head inside > fill out paperwork and await my shot > wait in a room along with hundreds of other people > biggest crowd of people I've seen in a room since the quarantine > after around an hour I get the shot > get told to come back in two weeks for the next dose > leave building > crowd of dipshits are still chanting > get in car > Head home > about half way I start getting a little drowsy > tough it out until I get home > as soon as I get home I fall on my couch > pass the f--- out > when I wake up I notice a loading bar > "Downloading Autisim.exe" > F--- > Bar is at 98% > lay there in fear > 99% > start to cry > Error: Autism.exe already Running on system > MFW I've had autism this whole time

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Anyone could be an orca online and you'll never know | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:26:07 No.778248228 f-----.jpg 327 KB JPG >Go out of map bounds >High level enemy spawns that kills you almost immediately : Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:27:34 No.778248229 >>778248228 (OP) # F--- off. There has never been a documented orca attack on a human in the wild. Orca's don't view humans as food nor as a threat. They mostly just ignore any humans in the water that we see. >>778248231 # >>778248232 # >>778248234 # >>778248235 # >>778248236 # >>778248237 # >>778248244 # >>778248245 # >>778248246 # >>778248248 # Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:40:22 No.778248244 >>778248253 # >>778248254 # >>778248263 # >>778248264 # >>778248229 >>778248272 # >>778248282 # >>778248292 # >>778248297 # >we >>778248301 # >>778248302 # >>778248310 # >>778248314 # 207 KB PNG >>778248321 # >>778248351 # >>778248397 # >>778248611 # >>778248815 # >>778248875 # >>778249065 # >>778250198 # >>778250913 # >>778251090 # >>778251464 #

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: Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)13:13:16 No.872030622 >tfw your 10 year-old step-daughter watches Big Mouth >tfw you try to show her South Park as you thought she'd like it more >tfw she says South Park is cringe This generation, I swear. 40 KB JPG 64 Replies / 7 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)20:23:16 No.872048745 >Little sister is a loli >(pictured) >She enters your bedroom one night >"Oh Brother, I wish to bear your children!" 1.94 MB PNG wwyd? : Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)20:27:18 No.872048951 Looks like this anon needs to visit my wood chipper.

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ar15.jpg 32 KB JPG >be me >cause 37,000 deaths each year >cause an additional 2.35 million injuries >be the cause of nearly 1,600 children under age 15 >cost the US 230.6 billion per year, or an average of $820 per person. >be the greatest annual cause of death of healthy US citizens >be automobile >pic unrelated

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