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: Anonymous 02/17/19(Sun)21:23:06 No.51034759 I just shoved a whole stick of (salted) butter up my a------ and now it's currently melting inside me. Will report back with results when it's fully melted. 28 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/17/19(Sun)22:28:14 No.51035749 OK so I was able to get most of it in the bowl. Here's how l'll describe the experience. It feels great going in, then quickly becomes unpleasant. Once it fully melts, it becomes unmanageable as it will literally leak out of 1.3 MB JPG you. I wrote the OP laying on my back and as soon as I sat up I realized I was in trouble. Some of the butter got on my mattress. I tried to take it to the kitchen but that wasn't happening. The bathroom was closer. I got most of it into the bowl but it sort of exploded out of me so now there's butter everywhere in the bathroom. I wasn't expecting it to BURN LIKE HELL COMING OUT. MY A------ IS ON FIRE IT F------ HURTS. Probably because of the salt. I'm on the verge of crying, this could absolutely become a form of torture. Also I think the butter in its melted state tricks your body into thinking you have diarrhea because it sent me into horrible contractions and now l'm spewing diarrhea like crazy. I think I triggered something. The butter is really oily. Upside: the inside of my ass feels super soft. Downside: it's IMPOSSIBLE to get rid of the oily feeling. I'm going to have to take a shower. I can keep wiping and wiping and wiping and still see melted butter on the paper towels ifunny.co

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