Anon tried to see what he was made of | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

cavinglelno.jpg 44 KB JPG >MRI scan in old school narrow tube >'anon it's probably best to keep your eyes gently closed' >heh I wonder what it looks like in here >open eyes >instant full body panic attack starting with a rush from my feet to my brain nervous system is on fire >hyperventilating, reach for bail out button but don't hit it >sweat it out for twenty minutes with my eyes screwed shut >now have claustophobic anxiety attacks in anything smaller than a lift yeah f--- caving

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon shows off his muscles | /r/Greentext

>on construction site working >hot as f--- aussie summer heat >dyel skinny owner of house is walking around shirtless. >Imao >go to my truck on the ladder rack, do some chinups, get a good 16 KB JPG pump >go back inside > say"man it sure is hot isnt it?" To the owner >take off my shirt. Lean and 2x as big as owner >spend rest of day shirtless : Anonymous 11/19/19(Tue)23:25:30 No.53260980 >>53260968 (OP) # >slave has more muscle than its owner Cool

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Anon is an eurotard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)14:52:01 No.857854052 >highest number of prisoners PER CAPITA >highest violent crime rate in the western world >highest number of mass shootings of any developed country 140 KB JPG >no universal healthcare >super high tuition, high student loan debt >richest corporations pay exactly $0 in taxes >2 party political system that produces nothing >staggering amounts of homelessness >has been at war every decade >opioid and prescription pill addicted youth Be sure to celebrate it all on July 4th.

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Anon's life gets turned upside down Pt 2 | /r/Greentext

Following up because I heard from someone that one of you bastards took a screenshot of my wife leaving and trying to get full custody of our son. 37 KB JPG QRD - wife had cancer. I worked three jobs. She cheated on me and then filed for divorce and also filed to gain full custody of our kid. >I hired an attorney who immediately told me her infidelity doesn't matter in a no fault state. >l was ordered to unfreeze bank accounts because her name was also on them. She withdrew nearly $62,000 in two weeks. >She has our son and is staying with her mom but also with her new boyfriend. >Attorney is trying to prepare me for the worst. Female judge in our county and he said the chances of me getting anything better than seeing my son every other weekend is "around zero percent, Anon." >I cry a lot mostly because people ask me what happened. >My mother calls me daily only to tell me about pictures and videos my soon to be ex-wife posts on her social media "Story". I have asked my mom to please stop. >Back down to working my main job. >Attorneys want me to pay child support and to also provide alimony payments due to my wife and I being together for so long (15 total years of living together, 9 years of marriage). >Budget the best I can but will go broke by late this II year. I cannot miss my son's first day of school. His first t- ball game. Doctors appointments. What if he is crying for me? I need him to know I am going to fight with all I have. Life is pretty f----- up right now. I just keep going for my son.

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Anon keeps living to spite the world. | /r/Greentext

Because I'm not going to give the world or ex girlfriend's the satisfaction of seeing me die. My most recent ex was a bitch who couldn't properly communicate. >she begged me to take her to the gym one weekend >ask what she would like to work on "Cardio. Me and some girls from work are going to run a 10K next month." >tell her that sounds good and that I will be working core >go the aerobics room and start some yoga stretches Cobra stretching when I see her walk in >she tells me she's ready to go >say okay and go put on my Hoodia >she's waiting for me at the door with her arms folded >walk out to car and ask her what's wrong >she's quiet on the way home "Anon I'm going to my sister's house" >she texts me and says she is breaking up with me because I was stretching in front of other girls dafuq.png >tell her okay and then don't message her >she messages me three days later and says I'm an a------ for ignoring her >she tells me she hopes I die Together for two years. Walked away in a second because she couldn't keep the facade up any longer and let her crazy come out. Joke is on her. More time for me to do s--- I want to do.

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Anon has a girlfriend. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/16/18(Wed)23:00:26 No.45437258 >>45437292 >>45437306 >get gf >among serious issues is mild insomnia >cant fall asleep, too many troubles >first night over, she gets panic attack >barely able to calm her down >tons of arbritary rules to fall asleep >get to know her better, build trust >leam to calm her down regularly >"you have such a calming presence, anon." >cuddle with her for hours >she finally learns to relax and let go >always comes over for cuddles, always falls asleep right away >gradually no rules needed anymore >just a bit of petting and she sleeps >people start commenting how she looks much healthier >the rings under her eyes slowly vanish >instead of sleep being stressful, its now relaxing, she looks foward to it >always make sure to tell her that i love before she falls asleep, so she doesnt worry about that >sometimes she comes over just to sleep >gradually she leams to sleep alone at home as well >"thanks for teaching me to sleep, anon." i still audibly tell her 'good night, i love you' every night. even though she now isnt there anymore to hear it. i hope she sleeps well.

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Anon plays Hotline Miami | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/30/22(Sun)14:52:34 No.871697398 >Walk outside at night >Van pulls up next to me >Furries with baseball bats step out >What the f---? >They scream that im prey and run after me >Oh f--- 17 KB JPG >Out run them easily, their fat f---- >Look behind my back >Some dude with a shotgun steps out, not in fursuit >l'm gonna die >Sees me >"H-------- THATS A DEMON!" >Points gun >F------ run away like im usian bolt >Shoots but misses >Run back to my appartment >What the f--- just happend!? : Anonymous 01/30/22(Sun)14:59:12 No.871697638 I also enjoyed Hotline Miami 2

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Anon hates gf | /r/Greentext

>be me >be 15 >be poor >my dad works all the time >l'm always asking for him to buy me a pc 39 KB JPG >my birthday comes by >l get nothing >Christmas comes by >l get nothing >my birthday was coming up >figured I wasn't going to get anything again >two weeks before my birthday >my dad gets into a car crash >dies >were going through his things >see a box in the closet marked "anon" >l open it up >it's a box full of computer parts >the only thing missing was a graphics card >turns out he was saving up money for a year to buy me this >his funeral goes by >l decide to put it all together >talk to a tech friend of mine >use that pc for 5 years >only ever get more ram >I kept it as it was for five years >today my girlfriend comes over >we get in a fight >she throws my pc on to the ground >l threw her out >l didn't realize my attachment to that pc until it didn't boot up >mfw my girlfriend destroyed my only connection to my dad >mfw it didn't boot

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Anon gets an idea | /r/Greentext

ok, let's come up with a target market together. Who has lots of money? >Arabs What do Arabs want? Heron AKA Trouble Man (always in trouble man) The T 1392468159761.jpg-(235 KB, 500x739, GATORADE. FU >>25798 virgins 16 what has a lot of virgins 4chan BOOM

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Anon kills his mom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I had the best dad 12/15/18(Sat)19:08:31 No.49862882 > Be me > Years ago. Still in womb. > Hear dad whispering nice poems. > Gonnabeagoodlife.mp3 > Hear dad leave for work. > Hear mom invite over 'Tyrone' > Black hose starts knocking 285 KB JPG against my head. > Hear dad come back and cry. > Hear mom beg for forgiveness. > Says he's staying for me. > mfw I realize this wonderful man is going to get | stuck with this thot because of me. > Cant let that happen. > Decide to poison her toth bloodstream > Gonnatakeyoudownwithme.divx > Hear dad in hospital say goodbye to me and mom. > Hear moms heart beat stop before mine does. Goodbye dad. You deserve a better life. 4 Replies View Thread

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