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: Anonymous 01/24/22(Mon)19:36:50 No.67135498 >be me >6 years ago 18 year old anon >best friend on Xbox gets a new girlfriend >s---- fine for a while >one day I tell my buddy to shut up he's poor (he's not he actually has more money than me but we're f------ around) 4 KB PNG >his gf hears this and goes on a f------ rampage >blows up phone, kik, messenger, snap, everything and telling me how I'm a terrible friend etc >she starts sending me info about my home town school etc. to try and f--- with with me >all s--- she can get from Facebook not even that hard to do >tell her to finally just knock it the f--- off and stop being a c---. Also told her that's how me and my buddy just joke around >fast forward to now >have big boy job and money to go on vacation >buddy and I joke about me going out to his place >only reason I don't is because he's still with her and she's still a f------ psycho like we'll be playing Xbox and she has one too and she'll join the party and just start acting like a bitch to me for no reason. I still have 0 idea what her f------ problem is after all these years. 9 Replies View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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