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Franklin >be me Goes to Siberian Gulag Jupeh av KO >write greentext resuming my s----- life >next day >hear brother laughing hyserically in his room >go to see what the f--- he's doing 1005 KB JPG >mfw he's on reddit >mfw i see my greentext >mfw he says the guy that wrote it is a f------ loser and should kill himself What do anons

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon understands economics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/22(Thu)12:53:56 No.871054735 >>871044681 (OP)# Let me break it down for you, since I'm guessing you're a retard who doesn't understand economics >People get jobs to make enough money to make ends meet. >lf you can't or won't pay them enough to make ends meet, they'll stay unemployed or f--- off and find some other way to survive. This has been a fact of life for literally all of human history. >lt follows that it takes, at a bare minimum, a livable income to make any job worth keeping. >This reasoning applies regardless of whether the McShitter's employee is retarded, a cripple, a meth addict, or anyone else you deem "unworthy" in your fascist arrogance, because that's basic self-preservation. >You either pay them enough to live plus some wiggle room, or they all quit and you have to make your own f------ burger. >Constant bitching about this fact is proof that boomers and d------ rightoids are triggered beyond belief by simple facts about the nature of work. Actually, with the cost of living as it is, they deserve more like $25. Pay up or start cooking for yourself, lazy a------.

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Anon gets jerked off | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous (ID: XOUJKHPL) 11/09/12(Fri)09:42 >Be in preschool >Uncircumcised >Kid notices in bathroom >Later that day in a group with other boys and girls >Kid says my pee pee is different >Other kids want to see >Show them >They want to touch it >why not >Let them >They pull back my foreskin repeatedly and touch the head >Feelsgoodman.jpg >My pee pee gets bigger >One of the little girls screams >Female teacher comes over >ohshit >The kids' parents are informed And that was the end of my teaching career

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Just found this | /r/Greentext

>be me >be black >be at super bowl party last night >telling someone a story about a story from work about some crazy guy calling me n----- >some white girl I'm not even talking to flinches and has a disgusted look on her face and says "please don't 23 KB JPG use that word" >l say "what word? N-----?" >she then says "you're making everyone here really uncomfortable by using that word" >l tell her I'm the only black person here and I'm telling a story >she say "IDC I don't like when people use that word around me" >her three beta orbiters then walk over

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Anon has a piece of shit parent | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/28/15(Sat)20:57:28 No.606588964 File: dadscar.jpg (68 KB, 690x383) >>606589533 >>606590215 >>606590494 >>606590720 >>606574925 (OP) >be me >be 5 years old >both dad and i love cars >we both want to get this porsche something hes wanted since he was a kid >he saves up money >i draw a picture of him and i with the porsche >my mom calls my dad >i soon start hearing them fight >i ignore it and keep drawing until i doze off to sleep >next morning i find my drawing >in the trash and ripped to pieces >mom tells me dad didnt like it >i start crying >two months later mom and dad get a divorce >my dad keeps the house and isnt allowed to see me >i move into a new house and i get a new dad >12 years pass >17 years old >find out dad dies from heart problems >i dont care >go to his funeral dont shed a single tear >2 weeks later we go to his house to get his belongings >i head toward the garage >inside was the same exact porsche him and i wanted >untouched and covered in dust >decided to inspect it >look at the glove compartment >its the picture with all the pieces expertly taped together >it turns out my mom ripped it and he went thru the trash to get all the pieces to tape it back together >i start crying my eyes out >i dont talk to my mom anymore i till own the porsche and i plan to never sell it

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Anon loses his temper (the image says "Well well well... How the turntables" If you can't see it very well) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/19(Mon)17:04:33 No.5116249 >be me >mom dies giving birth >dad blames me. Is abusive for as long as i can remember >kicks the s--- out of me and tells Well, well, well, how the turntables. me he hates me 1.01 MB PNG >ffw to when i'm 16 >dad smacks me for no reason as usual >lose my temper properly for the first time >red mist, can't actually remember what i did to him, i just remember getting off him while his nose is pouring with blood >never hits me again >occaisionally give him a good f------ smack for all the abuse over the years >eventually get a job and move out by the age of 18 >haven't spoken to the prick since

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We saved him! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)17:26:22 No.857517553 >WE SAVED HIM! Yes! We did it team! We can keep him alive for decades! Sure he has no legs, no penis, no bottom half at all in fact, he'll never do anything sexual again. He'll never have children. He has no right arm, has to eject bodily waste into a bag for the rest of his life, can't work a job ever again, can't do anything physical ever again, will have a very difficult time playing video games or operating a computer, he will need a care taker for the rest of his life, will be a drain on society, a 170 KB JPG depressing burden on his family, and will ptobably begin to mentally deteriorate and suffer once reality sets in that this will be the rest of his life until he dies, but that's okay, because we saved him. If this happened to an animal like a dog or a cat we'd put the animal down to end its suffering out of the kindness of our hearts, but not here, here, we saved him and he can live and live and live and if he ever tries to commit suicide we will easily put him on 24/7 Suicide watch to ensure he can live out his life to the fullest! We can keep him alive to suffer for decades! We are heroes. 82 Replies / 23 Images View Thread

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bfiwnqofy×;jsheisp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/10/22(Mon)23:58:18 No.19725664 Do blind people prefer braille or audiobooks? 23 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/11/22(Tue)00:01:25 No.19725673 aff jifehiuq jdaka. kofal, fm jafafenafeoq jhfbhoo0 abf,. kaefnfm afiahq.,/.., >>19725769 # >>19725813 # >>19726188 # >>19726200 # >>19726253 # : Anonymous 01/11/22(Tue)00:05:05 No.19725682 kjkjkn jjnn ...[I,b,.,io0i9 j22 dnc cnc j jcj igr8e96j fnsdo >19725692 # >>19725769 # >>19725813 # >>19726188 # >>19726200 # >>19726253 # : Anonymous 01/11/22(Tue)00:08:29 No.19725692 >>19725682 # asf9rfivv fjcdvnijdviv..., , p]fv" sjdnfeirnrnfnf mndennrnn578ggh

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Anon feels scammed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/22(Thu)04:56:22 No.871034662 FARCRY5 >get a 2080 >finally able to run Far Cry 5 >yesssssss >turns out all you do in this game is kill based chads I feel scammed. 48 KB JPG

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Anon has sweet balls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/09/20(Thu)22:34:53 No.56193776 >read online that there's taste buds on our balls that can apparently detect sweetness >decide to try it out for myself 7 >go to bathroom and dip balls in sugar water mixture >mfw i can literally taste the 15 KB JPG sweetness what the f--- is going on bros

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Anon is single | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/22(Thu)12:46:01 No.871034426 >girl I'm seeing comes round my place for the first time >showing her round, get to the bathroom >Thanks to me spending too much time on /b I inadvertently tell her there isn't a hidden waterproof camera in there 29 KB JPG >mfw >she stops dead and pulls a disgusted face >she went to "get some fresh air" and hasn't come back F--- you all for posting that degenerate s---, and f--- me for watching it

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anon has a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/22(Thu)09:47:27 No.871040490 >be me, 27 >amazing kind girlfriend >she has autistic 31 y/o brother >bit odd, really loves trains, MTG, and Roman imperial history >we vibe hard, get in the zone sperging about trains and imperium wizkids 140 KB PNG >mostly non verbal recluse now has fellow nerdbro to shoot the s--- with >parents love me >"anon is so good with him! He really goes out of his way to be his friend" >literally just vibing with dude >don't feel the need to check myself when I go off on my fixations >am I autistic, /b?

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