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File: 2C992141-1C85-48E2-943A-E(..).png (87 KB, 684x576) Anonymous 01/19/22(Wed)21:52:13 No.67065253 Anons what sealed your fate as a permanent virgin? >be me >flashback to my freshman year of high school >i look decent, not a f------ but not ugly as s---, no one would really wanna date me though and im too p---- to talk to a girl >not many friends either, and i sat alone at lunch >end of semester exams happening >physics exam today >all set, notes done and everything, feel like im actually gonna do good on it >sit alone at lunch, again >really popular and hot girl who is in my physics class comes up to me and asks me if i want to study with her for the exam next period >enormousopportunity.png >taken aback because i didn't think she would ask such an outcast like me >give my best response >"no im already set for it thanks" >she walks away giving an "okay i guess" look >im blissfully unaware of the incredibly retarded decision i just made >guys down the table look at me and they look like they are going to have heart attacks >"ANON WHY THE F--- WOULD YOU REJECT HER" >"_because im already set for the exam and i don't need to study?" >finish my lunch >go sit in my secret spot on a distant part of the campus for the rest of the lunch period, alone >ponder over the decision >slowly realize the enormous opportunity to build a social life that i just threw away >never made a move on a girl since and was pretty much alone for the rest of high school >to this day i feel like such a retard I actually did pretty good on the exam

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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