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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)03:33:00 No.67038587 >be me >on tinder >have a beatiful german shepherd >now bitches like dogs so upload a lot of pics with my dog >get some matches all talking about my dog but ultimately unmatch when we are 56 KB JPG getting to know each other >match with some 10/10 QT 3.1416 >can't believe my eyes >she's really into my dog as usual but when we get to know each other she's really interested >want proof that she's real but don't wanna come off as insecure >starts talking about sex >brain was on coom at the time so didn't see the obvious catfish >she starts talking about sexual fetishes then mentions my dog >decide to have some fun and role-play (not something I would do) about inviting her over and getting cucked by my dog >coom and then she wants to actually set up a date >agree on a time and place >be at the coffee shop excited cause it's the first time a hot chick is interested in me >tell her where I'm sitting and what I'm wearing so she can find me easily >group of teenagers come in recording and laughing like retards >are you "anon"? >be confused as f--- >they keep asking me if I was the man who wanted to a girl to f--- his dog >realize I've been trolled >no time to cry because I have to escape >keep denying everything but they say they have the screenshots of the whole conversation and my tinder pics >be leaving >they keep following me and laughing like mongoloids >get in my car and leave before they gang up on me It's only a matter of time before it's posted on tiktok or some s--- anons. Its f------ over

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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