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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 10/21/18(Sun)21:38:19 No.782947121 ALL I FEEL IS RAGE /b/ I really f------ hate myself >be me >in highschool >have a crush on solid 8/10 qt3.14 >been friends with her for a while >walking to class with her in hallway 8 KB JPG >decide to tell her >she starts laughing >hysterically >feelsbadman >tells me that someone told her and she thought it was a joke >"I'm just out of your league anon" >absolutely p----- >guy who told her walks by >punch him harder than captain falcon >he falls down staircase >breaks leg and somehow dislocates shoulder >crush legitimately scared >try to apologize >she becomes afraid of me >mfw

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Anon gets asked a question. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)19:35:14 No.48765262 >at bar >about to leave because I'm pretty tired >guy comes up to me and says: "are you into Asian girls?" >Think it's a weird conversation 146 KB PNG starter so he's either a pimp or a weirdo, either way don't want to engage in conversation, just want to go home. >Blow him off by saying: "I'm leaving right now dude" >He says "ok" and goes up to a group of people including an Asian girl. >As I'm leaving see him talk to them and the girl starts looking upset >mfw realise the girl had sent her friend over to see if I was interested in her. He should have just said it instead of being vague, doesn't he know how autistic I am?

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Femanon laughs too hard | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 49145000 19 min. ago >be me >24yo femanon >meet guy on tinder >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg >we go for a romantic stroll along the canal >drinking cans of strong cider >he tells a hilarious joke >i piss myself >ohfuck.mp3 >think quickly >jump into the canal before he can see >"come on in! the water's great" >water is actually freezing >mfw he thinks i'm fun and spontaneous and didn't just get soaked to cover the piss 23.9 kB PNG

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This might actually work | /r/Greentext

Operation: Destroy O reddit unnamed.png 18 KB PNG >https://www.protocol.com/bulletins/reddit-march-ipo >reddit is going public with an expected $15B valuation This is the perfect opportunity for a troll campaign that could destroy Reddit. The operation is very simple: We encourage Reddit moderators (who are unpaid) to unionize and demand wages from Reddit admins, and to shut down their subreddits until they are paid fairly. Reddit is absolutely full of leftwing Marxist types who hate big business and who love unions. If we do this we could literally see hundreds of leftwing mods on the site start shutting down every part of the website. Admins could ban the mods who do this but then guess what? The site would become completely unusable without mods, since the whole thing relies on free labor from no-life losers to keep things running. >why do this Because f--- Reddit. Convincing the leftwing mods to destroy their own site would be hilarious. : Anonymous (ID: yMYpgsxZ )E 01/08/22(Sat)17:37:07 No.355549171 Bump for potential Anonymous (ID: O lub 4CvOG

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Anon is mentally challenged | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/17/22(Mon)18:11:42 No.870858186 I got a good one for y'all >be me >4th grade >new class so we're all introducing ourselves >Teacher says to think up an 16 KB PNG adjective that describes us and starts with the first letter of our name >hear my classmates think of stuff like "Strong Shawn" and "Kind Kelly" >can't think of anything >imfreakingout.png >it's my turn now >now or never >"uh..r-r-retarded richard" >whole class laughs >teachers gets mad and sends me to the principal >suspended for a week for ableist language >mfw when i return and the whole class likes me Being a retard has it's perks

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Anon something something 1984 something muh rights | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: IP4U8N1W)[ 10/05/21(Tue)09:10:37 No.342225864 MAKE AE GREAT AGA maga vax.png 435 KB PNG >*cough *cough >"o-okay, please give me the vaccine now. W-what do you mean it doesn't work that way? Please, I have a wife and ki- >BEEEEEEP

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Anon is Colombian | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/17/22(Mon)16:47:34 No.870854102 >>870852873 Kek This is how I stopped being a virgin >be me 2018 >Being a Colombian incel >l'm white and I look like a normal Anglo >No woman wants to f--- with me >ldea >l create an account on Tinder >In the description I put that I come from England and I wanted to have sex with bad bitches >l receive hundreds of matches >They are all 10/10, from white to blacks >l have where to choose >I choose a natural redhead with huge t--- >We get together and I talk to him in broken Spanish with a murica accent kek >l'm nervous as s--- but everything works out >we have sex >Wait a minute of sex and e-------- >She kicked me out of her house >lt was worth it I spent almost 5 months doing the same thing, they were the best months of my life But I stopped doing it when I almost got kidnapped

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Anon takes the BillPill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/23/21(Sun)16:30:43 No.8551462 >be me >just got COVID vaccine >have sudden urge to purchase Microsoft Office™ available now for only $69.99 per year 5 KB JPG

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Anon’s robot brother dies | /r/Greentext

File: _91408619_55df76d5-2245-4(.)jpg (29 KB, 660x574) O Anonymous 01/04/17(Wed)16:48:34 No.33895447 > >>33895476 >>33895528 >>33895543 >>33895637 >>33895766 >>33896067 >>33896176 >>33896383 >brother passed away of a heart attack yesterday >was high on synthetic weed fapping to s------ p--- when it hit >whole family is disgusted and sad at the same time Is this the most robot death ever? My brother was 29/obese and (to my knowledge) a virgin. I can't help but admire the way he went out, a huge f--- you to our normie parents and siblings. I only wish he had been in drag to shock my parents even more.

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Anon needs his own toilet. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/14/22(Fri)23:17:30 No.66996187 >Come home holding a massive s--- >Dad's in the bathroom taking a s--- 189 KB PNG

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